funny queue tag

  • Cal: ....Mare? Why is your head on my chest?
  • Mare: umm...you know, just making sure you're still alive
  • Cal: you aren't seriously worried that I'm going to die in my sleep...are you?
  • Mare: *rolls over* Death, demise, die, those are my least favorite words right now.

Daehyun: Why do people act like being a vampire is so great. You can’t eat garlic bread, so what’s the point?

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What you should say when you meet James Bond
  • Aries: There's not enough room in this elevator for me and your ego.
  • Taurus: You're a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr Bond.
  • Gemini: Please don't talk to me like I'm stupid... It's unattractive.
  • Cancer: Go and stick your head in the sand and think about your future.
  • Leo: If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be deeply appreciated.
  • Virgo: Oh good, here comes a train.
  • Libra: Everything he touches withers and dies.
  • Scorpio: Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?
  • Sagittarius: A license to kill is also a license not to kill.
  • Capricorn: 007, what the hell are you doing? Are you kidnapping me?
  • Aquarius: I have pills for everything. Some make you taller... some make you forget.
  • Pisces: Don't worry you're not my type.

k, Dani will probably make a more official post than this, but i just wanted to say it’s been a ton of fun watching what started as a little side project and a google doc of dumb jokes turn into this! It’s odd, the idea that 10,000 have decided to pay attention to what we’re saying is kind of amazing. seriously, we have more followers than certain churches. here’s hoping for more dumb basketball quotes from here on out!