funny pet books

Me: Hey, Ducky. Do you know what today is?

Ducky: Yes. The present day, time, or age; this day; the present time.

Me: Technically you are correct. But do you know specifically what makes this day special?

Ducky: I do believe today is Extra Treat Day.

Me: Not at all.

Ducky: According to my calendar it is.

Me: You don’t have a calendar.

Ducky: Which explains why we missed it last year. 

Me: Today is National Adopt A Shelter Pet Day!

Ducky: Hey! I was a shelter pet!

Me: That is correct!

Ducky: However should we celebrate?

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Hey! I have an idea!

Me: Is the idea that you and I should post a conversation where we remind everyone that shelter pets are awesome and that anyone who wants a pet should always look to see if a shelter pet is right for them?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That was not my idea.

Me: But?

Ducky: But it’s a pretty good one. If all the pets in shelters had homes like this they’d be happier.

Me: And the people that adopted them would be happier.

Ducky: Did adopting me make you happier?

Me: Yup!

Ducky: I knew that was going to be your answer. But if you’re going to post this it’s helpful for you to verbalize your inner monologue so the reader…

Me: No need to pull the curtain back so far, Ducky.

Ducky: Dilutes the message?

Me: A bit.

Ducky: Stay on topic? 

Me: When possible.

Ducky: How about a slogan?

Me: Okay.

Ducky: Celebrate National Adopt A Ducky Day: Being Adopted Is Quite A Treat!

Me:

Ducky: It’s a call back. Shelter pets are famous for call backs.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Scamp would like to announce the winners of his beach coloring book giveaway!

Congrats to @annearachne @otakusotakuseverywhere @funnyfangirldreams @lavendermatrix and @lettucechamp !! You will receive a message from rinfeet for more details! If you don’t see it by tomorrow morning, feel free to message Scamp or rinfeet and we’ll go from there!

Even if you didn’t win, feel free to save this mercorg page from Scamp’s book! You can print it, share it, color it, do what you please!

Thanks to everyone who participated!!

Me: That is a serious look, Ducky.

Ducky: That is a big bowl of Appy Jacks.

Me: It’s a pretty standard size bowl of Apple Jacks.

Ducky: That’s one serving?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Not according to the box, no.

Ducky: Biiiiiiiig bowl of Appy Jacks.

Me:

Ducky: Big enough to share.

Me: The Lady isn’t here.

Ducky: So no need to worry about having to share with her too, then.

Me: Too?

Ducky: Duckies like Appy Jacks.

Me: Ah. So you were less concerned that I was eating too much and more focused on getting some cereal for yourself.

Ducky: A shocking deduction. However did you piece it all together?

Me: The clues were there for anyone willing to look.

Ducky: So to keep things simple, why don’t you put the bowl down, I’ll eat my half and then you can finish the rest at your leisure.

Me: I don’t think so, Ducky.

Ducky: Is my look getting more serious? I feel like it’s getting more serious.

Me: A little. How about I give you a piece?

Ducky: Is a piece “all?”

Me: No, but it’s more than what you have now.

Ducky: Any way I can get more than a piece? How about if I crunch it and chew it a lot before swallowing?

Me: I do like that. It’s cute. That could get you up to three pieces.

Ducky: Is my look happy now? I feel like it’s getting happier.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy

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