Me: Is the idea that you and I should post a conversation where we remind everyone that shelter pets are awesome and that anyone who wants a pet should always look to see if a shelter pet is right for them?
Ducky: That was not my idea.
Ducky: But it’s a pretty good one. If all the pets in shelters had homes like this they’d be happier.
Me: And the people that adopted them would be happier.
Ducky: Did adopting me make you happier?
Ducky: I knew that was going to be your answer. But if you’re going to post this it’s helpful for you to verbalize your inner monologue so the reader…
Me: No need to pull the curtain back so far, Ducky.
Ducky: Dilutes the message?
Me: A bit.
Ducky: Stay on topic?
Me: When possible.
Ducky: How about a slogan?
Ducky: Celebrate National Adopt A Ducky Day: Being Adopted Is Quite A Treat!
Ducky: It’s a call back. Shelter pets are famous for call backs.