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The longterm side effects of sniffing glue made apparent:

GUEST: Excuse me. I’d like to report illegal activity going on your hotel.
CONCIERGE: What is it? I’ll report it to security.
GUEST: I believe the teenagers in the room next to mine are sniffing glue.
CONCIERGE: Sniffing…um, how do you know?
GUEST: Well, I used to sniff quite a bit of glue in my day. I recognize the signs.
CONCIERGE: What are the signs?
GUEST: Well, I smell glue and I hear sniffing.