funny old men

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when you, a person who can’t look at a carbohydrate without having to run 3 km, go hang out with your friends with their perfect metabolism…. yeah

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#1 - Grandpa Phil - Hey Arnold! - SomeNerdThing Characters

Grandpa Phil took Arnold in when his parents were going on a important trip, and when they never returned Phil ended up adopted Arnold as his own.  Phil runs the boarding house and is constantly trying to get people to pay their rent. Phil is known for his usually terrible advice, and his goofiness.  He is always looking out for Arnold and if anyone doesn’t like Arnold he is quite offended. His wife Gertrude is crazy, and he loves her more than anything. Family means a lot to this old man, and he usually regards the whole boarding house as family even though they get on his nerves. He is a kind old man, with a big heart.

Saphael #6
  • Raphael: SIMON WHY ISN'T IT GOING IN!?
  • Simon: It probably doesn't fit.
  • Raphael: Damnit Lewis just help me, push it in, whatever help me!
  • Simon: *snickering* With what?
  • Raphael: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM THE LEADER AND I AM OVER 100 YEARS OLD & I'M A VAMPIRE AND YOUR LEADER RESPECT ME
  • Simon: *starts laughing* Raph, i don't think yelling at the DVD player is going to get it to work.

anonymous asked:

I just had the weirdest and best dream ever omg so what if MC was from the southern U.S and was feeling homesick so they try to make her feel more at home... aka dressing up in rodeo/cowboy clothes and hats and start dancing and singing Cotton Eyed Joe cause they thought it would remind her of home (and lowkey impress her) because these dorks just want to make us happy lmao you dont have to write this i just thought youd get a kick out of it omg 😂

This is absolutely the greatest thing ever lmao, you hit the jackpot with dreams 😂😂😂 The funny thing is I’m from Texas so I’m just,,,picturing it lol.

OMF I JUST PICTURED JIHYUN WEARING IT AND I CAN’T B R E A T HE

AND JUMIN OMG

Seven would be all up in it lmao, you just know he’d get highkey into it

Zen’s the only one that makes it look natural tho 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Jaehee’s just like “I,,,m not doing that but how about we eat something from your home?” Or something like that

Yoosung’s not as into it as Seven but he does try to make it fun lol

I can’t get over the image of Jihyun and Jumin omf I’m crying

Bless you and thank you so much for sharing this with me : “ )