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Bless WDAS for this hilarious scene because there’s so much going on 

  • the fact that this little girl could ask for anything and asked for a sextant
  • the fact that this little girl knows what a sextant is
  • the fact Elsa knows it as well 
  • ELSA IMPROVISING AN ICE SEXTANT
  • WITH THAT FACE
  • the little girl’s pure joy as she crafts it
  • the way Elsa hands it over with doubt and confusion
  • the little girl immediately using it
  • WAIT IS IT A FUNCTIONAL SEXTANT???

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

  • “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
  • “Away you three inch fool”
  • “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
  • “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
  • “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
  • “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
  • “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
  • “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
  • “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
  • “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
  • “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
  • “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
  • “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
  • “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
  • “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

Do you ever read a novel that’s over 100 years old and get hella into it and as you’re getting into it, you can feel the ghost of the long-dead author getting excited as you get into their work, like the ghost of Jane Austen or Alexander Dumas or Mary Shelley has sat over me like “Yes child! My purpose in this universe is fulfilled, I may be gone, but my work echoes through the halls of time long after my flesh and blood death… Now cry”. 

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> look into my eyes<p/><b>my crush:</b> ... okay<p/><b>me:</b> as I suspected, your pupils dilated to 45%<p/><b>me:</b> thus you must be attracted to me<p/><b>my crush:</b> ...<p/><b>my crush:</b> you can't just-<p/><b>me:</b> I just did<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>