funny math

What’s the point in worrying about the future? Who says there will even be a future? What happens if you die tomorrow and all you ever did was sit in math classes and play the clarinet and moan about your family? What good is the future to you then?
—  Dawn O'Porter, Paper Aeroplanes

Bill Nye’s answer when asked: “Who would win in a fight between you and Neil deGrasse Tyson”.