funny math

ʚ 21st apr 2017 ɞ

actually i didn’t take advanced maths classes, but music, because i’m learning about logarhythm it’s not even funny, u got no jams xiuting well, at least i like it more than trig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Signs As Quotes from My College Algebra Teacher (Part 1)
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> "I am particularly offended by that 5, so I'll subtract it from each side."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "You should be good at completing the square because we have so many complete squares at this school."<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "I don't know if you all know this, but Pythagoras is actually my uncle."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "At one point when I was younger, I adopted two orphans...they were dogs."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Let's discuss for a moment...what do you call that stuff? Oh! Spice!"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "While we are waiting for this to load, let us discuss the tasmanian wolf."<p/><b>Libra:</b> "You have achieved mathematical puberty."<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "If I talked about the Bible, I'd get fired, which is what I'm trying to do."<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "Common core is a communist plot."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "Let's talk about marijuana! What is the active ingredient in marijuana?"<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "*uses stickman as a variable* If you have log base 'a' to the power of stickman..."<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "When my little graphie crosses the x-axis..."<p/></p>