funny little green ghouls

  • [The squad is helping Goten fill in his online dating profile]
  • Trunks: Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?
  • Goten: Oh, milk-steak.
  • Trunks: Hmm?
  • Marron: Excuse me?
  • Uub: What?
  • Goten: Milk-steak.
  • Trunks: I'm not putting milk-steak.
  • Uub: Just put regular steak and then-
  • Goten: Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.
  • Trunks: No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?
  • Goten: Uhh... magnets.
  • Uub: Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?
  • Marron: Playing with magnets?
  • Goten: Just magnets.
  • Trunks: I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.
  • Goten: I don't really snowboard.
  • Trunks: What are some of your likes?
  • Goten: Uhh... ghouls.
  • Marron: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
  • Goten: Just funny little green ghouls.
  • Uub: W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?
  • Goten: Little green ghoul buddies!
  • Marron: Don't write ghouls!
  • Trunks: I'm not! I'm putting travel! Kami! What are your dislikes?
  • Goten:
  • Goten: People's knees.
  • Trunks: Oh come on dude! Come on!
  • Akira: Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. How about your favorite food? What would that be?
  • Ryuji: Oh, milk steak.
  • Akira: ...what?
  • Ryuji: Milk steak.
  • Akira: I'm not putting milk steak.
  • Yusuke: Just put regular steak.
  • Ryuji: Don't put steak, put milk steak. She'll know what that is.
  • Akira: No, she won't know what that is, Ryuji, no one does. Now, what are your hobbies?
  • Ryuji: Uh, magnets.
  • Akira: Okay, wha--like making magnets, or collecting them?
  • Yusuke: Playing with them?
  • Ryuji: Just magnets.
  • Akira: I'm putting snowboarding. Alright, what are some of your likes?
  • Ryuji: Ghouls.
  • Yusuke: Son of a--what are you talking about now?!
  • Ryuji: You know, like funny little green ghouls!
  • Akira: Like in movies or cartoons?
  • Ryuji: Little green ghouls, dude!
  • Yusuke: Don't write ghouls.
  • Akira: I'm not! Alright, what are your dislikes?
  • Ryuji: People's knees.
  • Akira: Come on! We'll make the whole thing up--we won't even use you.
  • Yusuke: You gotta be kidding.
  • Ryuji: Cover your knees up if we're walking around anywhere.
  • Tyler: *while he and Matt are preparing a dating profile for Jeremy* Yeah. Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. How about your favorite food. What would that be?
  • Jeremy: Oh, milk steak.
  • Tyler and Matt: Hmm? What?
  • Jeremy: Milk steak.
  • Tyler: I'm not putting milk steak.
  • Matt: Just put steak. Just put regular steak. And then -
  • Tyler: I'm gonna put steak!
  • Jeremy: Put milk steak. She'll know what it is.
  • Tyler: She won't know what that is! Nobody knows what that is, Jeremy.
  • Jeremy: She'll know what it is.
  • Tyler: No - Okay, all right. What's your favorite hobby?
  • Jeremy: Uh, magnets.
  • Matt: Magnets?
  • Tyler: Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?
  • Jeremy: Just magnets.
  • Tyler: I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding.
  • Jeremy: I don't really snowboard -
  • Tyler: All right, what are some of your likes?
  • Jeremy: Uh, ghouls.
  • Tyler: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
  • Jeremy: You know, funny little green ghouls, go - *makes goofy noise*
  • Tyler: What? What, like in movies and cartoons? What are you -
  • Jeremy: Little green ghouls, buddy!
  • Matt: Don't write ghouls!
  • Tyler: I'm not! I'm putting travel. Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?
  • Jeremy: People's knees.
  • Tyler: Oh come on! You gotta be kidding. You know what? We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here! We'll doctor the picture. We're not even gonna use you.
  • Jeremy: Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.
  • anatole: let's talk about your likes and dislikes. how about your favorite food? what would that be?
  • ippolit: oh, milk steak.
  • anatole and helene: hmmm?
  • ippolit: milk steak.
  • anatole: i'm not putting milk steak.
  • helene: just put steak, just put "regular steak."
  • anatole: i'm gonna put "steak."
  • ippolit: don't put steak, put milk steak. she'll know what it is.
  • anatole: no, she won't know what it is. nobody knows what that is. okay, all right, what's your favorite hobby?
  • ippolit: uh, magnets.
  • anatole: magnets? okay, what, like making magnets? collecting magnets?
  • helene: playing with magnets?
  • ippolit: just magnets.
  • anatole: i'm gonna put "snowboarding." we'll put snowboarding. all right, what are some of your likes?
  • ippolit: uh, ghouls.
  • helene: son of a bitch. what are you talking about now?
  • ippolit: you know, funny little green ghouls.
  • anatole: what? like in movies and cartoons? what are you...
  • ippolit: little green ghouls, buddy!
  • helene: don't write ghouls!
  • anatole: i'm not! i'm putting "travel." jesus christ! what are your dislikes?
  • ippolit: people's knees!
  • anatole: oh, come on, dude! come on!
the signs trying to create a dating profile

taurus, cancer, and sagittarius’ favorite food is milksteak, boiled over hard, with the finest raw jellybeans

aries, gemini, and libra’s favorite hobby is magnets… just magnets

scorpio, aquarius and pisces like ghouls… just funny little green ghouls

leo, virgo and capricorn dislike people’s knees

Ranma and Ryoga making Mousse a dating profile
  • Ranma: Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?
  • Mousse: Oh, milk-steak.
  • Ranma: Hmm?
  • Ryoga: Excuse me?
  • Mousse: Milk-steak.
  • Ranma: I'm not putting milk-steak.
  • Ryoga: Just put regular steak and then-
  • Mousse: Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.
  • Ranma: No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?
  • Mousse: Uhh... magnets.
  • Ryoga: Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?
  • Ranma: Playing with magnets?
  • Mousse: Just magnets.
  • Ranma: I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.
  • Mousse: I don't really snowboard.
  • Ranma: What are some of your likes?
  • Mousse: Uhh... ghouls.
  • Ryoga: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
  • Mousse: Just funny little green ghouls.
  • Ryoga: W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?
  • Mousse: Little green ghoul buddies!
  • Ryoga: Don't write ghouls!
  • Ranma: I'm not! I'm putting travel! God! What are your dislikes?
  • Mousse: . . .
  • Mousse: People's knees.
  • Ranma: Oh come on dude! Come on!