funny life moments

Feel-Good Movies Each Sign Should Watch

Aries: Boyhood (2014) //  “You know how everyone’s always saying seize the moment? I don’t know, I’m kind of thinking it’s the other way around, you know, like the moment seizes us.”

Taurus: Life As We Know It (2010) // “Having somebody help you doesn’t mean that you fail, it just means that you’re not in it alone.”

Gemini: It’s Kind of a Funny Story (2010) // “People are screwed up in this world. I’d rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”

Cancer: 500 Days of Summer (2009) // “I’m always the one who loves more. That’s my thing.”

Leo: The Spectacular Now (2013) // “It’s fine to ‘live in the now’. But the best part about ‘now’ is there’s another one tomorrow. And I’m gonna start making them count.”

Virgo: My Girl (1991) // “I only surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating.”

Libra: Little Miss Sunshine (2006) // “You do what you love and fuck the rest.”

Scorpio: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) // “I’m always anxious thinking I’m not living my life to the fullest, you know? Taking advantage of every possibility?”

Sagittarius: That Awkward Moment (2014) //  “I love the way she laughs. I love the way we fit together in bed because we’re the same height and our crotches line up perfectly.”

Capricorn: The Art of Getting By (2011) //  “You’re going to have to start using that brain of yours to access that talent of yours and show that beautiful heart of yours.”

Aquarius: Silver Linings Playbook (2012) // “You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.”

Pisces: The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) // “So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons, and maybe we’ll never know most of them.”

Family Dinner: The Aftermath
  • Draco: You should really learn to phrase your sentences better.
  • Harry: Well how else am I suppose to say I love you?
  • Draco, cheeks heat up profusely: I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS
  • Harry: Bu-
  • Harry:
  • Harry: I'm sorry.

NCuTies dancing to “Little Apple” fitness routine 😁

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Harry:</b> *props elbows on table* *intertwines fingers and rests chin dreamily on top of hands* Well?<p/><b>Draco:</b> Well what?<p/><b>Harry:</b> Don't be shy! Go on. Ask me out.<p/><b>Draco:</b> Okay.<p/><b>Draco:</b> Get out.<p/><b>Harry:</b> <p/><b>Draco:</b> <p/><b>Harry:</b> Will that involve you holding my hand?<p/><b>Draco:</b> *walks away*<p/><b>Harry:</b> Okay so Saturday at Hogsmeade then?<p/></p><p/></p>
Rhysand & Feyre
  • Rhysand: Feyre come here! It’s an emergency!
  • Feyre: *winnows in and see’s he’s unharmed* Oh Thank the Cauldron! I thought you were injured!
  • Rhysand: *shrugs* No, I’m not.
  • Feyre: *eyebrows furrow* Wait... Then what’s the emergency?
  • Rhysand: *smirks* Oh, I just realized that I currently look outrageously sexy and thought you might like to witness it.
  • Feyre: *laughs* You Prick, I thought you were dying.

“You know,” Harry started, wincing as the pain started to spread from his arse. “when you said you’d mark your territory,“ he continued, grunting in agony as Draco smirked in satisfaction. “I didn’t think you meant this.”

“Shut up, Potter,” Draco smiled in satisfaction as he eyed the almost completed tattoo on Harry’s bum.

“What’s it say?” Harry asked, dreadful.

Sole Property of Draco Malfoy.”

  • Drarry, stuck in the middle of nowhere:
  • Draco: I knew it. We're lost.
  • Harry: We are not! I told you. I have a photographic memory.
  • Draco:
  • Harry: No need to shutter. I'll just check the map and I'll be done in a flash.
  • Draco:
  • Harry, holds map and realizes they really are lost: I'm an idiot.
  • Draco: I can picture that.
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • Harry: Did you just?