Zoopledoop AU where Sly and Nick were childhood friends ala George and Harold from Captain Underpants.
“Wilde. Cooper. As you know, we welcomed a new member of staff to the cafeteria today. And because this school is such a welcoming environment, I wanted to ensure the student body knew how to properly address him. So would either of you care to explain why the sign I erected, which this morning read ‘Chef Pestof’, now says ‘eff the CoPs’?!?!?!”