Jace: hey magnus, can i borrow your cat? Simon: what Jace: lewis, quit texting me, i’m trying to talk to magnus Magnus: Jace, you texted the group chat. Not just me. I thought Clary & Simon were teaching you how to use your phone?? 🤔 Clary: i swear i am !! i mean ,, you try teaching him. for all the things he excels in, he’s just awful with mundane technology Simon: shadowhunter culture 🙄 Alec: why are you asking my boyfriend to borrow his cat?? is this not bothering anyone else? Izzy: ^^^ it’s bothering me Jace: i meant to JUST text magnus. duck this Jace: *duck Jace: FUCK Jace: by the angel the ducks have infiltrated even my phone Simon: i can’t believe the “great jace herondale” can be taken down by a duck & some mundane tech Jace: i resent those quotation marks Jace: also, shut up, lewis Clary: 🦆🦆🦆 Alec: clary, if he shows up at my & magnus’s doorstep tonight because he had a nightmare about ducks, i am sending him straight to you Clary: 😳 Clary: 🦆 Simon: 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 Izzy: WHY DOES JACE WANT MAGNUS’S CAT Jace: i will not tell you people. i’m calling magnus. i only want to speak to him Simon: lmao he just called me Jace: SHUT UP, LEWIS Izzy: he called me too Magnus: I’m just going to call him, this is ridiculous. Simon: how were iz & alec able to get the hang of their phones quickly but jace is still having trouble? isn’t he supposed to be all-knowing Clary: simon, he’s going to kick your ass Simon: 😋🤓😌😉😉😉 Alec: i think you’ll find that izzy & i excel in most things. jace is just the flashiest of the lightwood siblings Magnus: So I called him. Izzy: and???? why does he want to borrow your cat?? Jace: magnus bane, DO NOT TELL THEM Magnus: I’m sorry, but I must. Izzy: TELL US 🔪🔪🔪 Magnus: He wants to borrow my cat who, in Jace’s words, “has the same hair color as Clary.” Clary: … Simon: HAHAHAHA Alec: by the angel, jace Izzy: jace, do you want to just tell all of us that you’re in love with clary? Jace: NO. i am in love WITH THE CAT Clary: …so you don’t want me to come to the institute to see you tonight? Alec: i’m going to make this easier for you both. clary, he loves you. jace, leave my boyfriend & his cats alone. Jace: i still want to borrow the ducking cat
babe, i got the glitter body spray & a feather boa so prepare for a show later 😘
ooh, where can i buy tickets?
FUCK. NO NONE OF THE REST OF YOU OPEN THIS. I SWEAR TO THE ANGEL SIMON, I WILL WIPE YOUR MEMORY AGAIN
come on!! we want to see the showww. dance for us 💃
as your parabatai, i feel like the clave would frown upon me being there
but who are we kidding?
i'm already on my way
i'm in the car with him. ETA for the rest of you?
iz & i are down the street from magnus's. raph was wondering if he could come too. ace or not, EVERYONE wants to see alec do a strip tease. it's not about the sex appeal. it's about the glitter ✨
and the feather boa
well i'm sure the feather boa has glitter too
the more, the merrier!!! even if it is raphael.
Alexander just called me to say that he's changing his phone number and moving to Idris.
...But yeah, you're all invited. Bring Raphael too.