funny jace

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Jace and Simon in the Season 2B trailer

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shadowhunters group chat

Jace: hey magnus, can i borrow your cat?
Simon: what
Jace: lewis, quit texting me, i’m trying to talk to magnus
Magnus: Jace, you texted the group chat. Not just me. I thought Clary & Simon were teaching you how to use your phone?? 🤔
Clary: i swear i am !! i mean ,, you try teaching him. for all the things he excels in, he’s just awful with mundane technology
Simon: shadowhunter culture 🙄
Alec: why are you asking my boyfriend to borrow his cat?? is this not bothering anyone else?
Izzy: ^^^ it’s bothering me
Jace: i meant to JUST text magnus. duck this
Jace: *duck
Jace: FUCK
Jace: by the angel the ducks have infiltrated even my phone
Simon: i can’t believe the “great jace herondale” can be taken down by a duck & some mundane tech
Jace: i resent those quotation marks
Jace: also, shut up, lewis
Clary: 🦆🦆🦆
Alec: clary, if he shows up at my & magnus’s doorstep tonight because he had a nightmare about ducks, i am sending him straight to you
Clary: 😳
Clary: 🦆
Simon: 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Izzy: WHY DOES JACE WANT MAGNUS’S CAT
Jace: i will not tell you people. i’m calling magnus. i only want to speak to him
Simon: lmao he just called me
Jace: SHUT UP, LEWIS
Izzy: he called me too
Magnus: I’m just going to call him, this is ridiculous.
Simon: how were iz & alec able to get the hang of their phones quickly but jace is still having trouble? isn’t he supposed to be all-knowing
Clary: simon, he’s going to kick your ass
Simon: 😋🤓😌😉😉😉
Alec: i think you’ll find that izzy & i excel in most things. jace is just the flashiest of the lightwood siblings
Magnus: So I called him.
Izzy: and???? why does he want to borrow your cat??
Jace: magnus bane, DO NOT TELL THEM
Magnus: I’m sorry, but I must.
Izzy: TELL US 🔪🔪🔪
Magnus: He wants to borrow my cat who, in Jace’s words, “has the same hair color as Clary.”
Clary:
Simon: HAHAHAHA
Alec: by the angel, jace
Izzy: jace, do you want to just tell all of us that you’re in love with clary?
Jace: NO. i am in love WITH THE CAT
Clary: …so you don’t want me to come to the institute to see you tonight?
Alec: i’m going to make this easier for you both. clary, he loves you. jace, leave my boyfriend & his cats alone.
Jace: i still want to borrow the ducking cat

  • Jem: *throws yin fen into the fire
  • Will: *thrusts both hands into the flames without a second thought
  • Alec: *throws something valuable into the fire
  • Jace: *pokes at logs with poker "yes I am afraid that's gone, so sorry."
group chat
  • Alec: babe, i got the glitter body spray & a feather boa so prepare for a show later 😘
  • Simon: ooh, where can i buy tickets?
  • Alec: FUCK. NO NONE OF THE REST OF YOU OPEN THIS. I SWEAR TO THE ANGEL SIMON, I WILL WIPE YOUR MEMORY AGAIN
  • Izzy: come on!! we want to see the showww. dance for us 💃
  • Jace: as your parabatai, i feel like the clave would frown upon me being there
  • Jace: but who are we kidding?
  • Jace: i'm already on my way
  • Clary: i'm in the car with him. ETA for the rest of you?
  • Simon: iz & i are down the street from magnus's. raph was wondering if he could come too. ace or not, EVERYONE wants to see alec do a strip tease. it's not about the sex appeal. it's about the glitter ✨
  • Clary: and the feather boa
  • Simon: well i'm sure the feather boa has glitter too
  • Jace: the more, the merrier!!! even if it is raphael.
  • Magnus: Alexander just called me to say that he's changing his phone number and moving to Idris.
  • Magnus: ...But yeah, you're all invited. Bring Raphael too.
I’m not good at crushes. What if they don’t like the same food as me? I can’t handle that kind of letdown.