funny jace

ifellforfandoms  asked:

Heyhey Jo how are you doing? Tomorrow's going to be a tough day for me so I thought why not send my fave a question to light up my mood a lil' bit. Who's your favorite girlxboy brotp from sh? ♡♡☆

Hi Nitsa!! Sorry your ask has been sitting in my inbox for days D: 

girlxboy brotp, that’s specific. I might have a few! I say Clary and Alec will make a pretty cute brotp because Alec sassing Clary is my aesthetic hahahahaha. Imagine them being sent on missions and Alec is just all pissy and moody and Clary is just trying to run after Alec “long legs” Lightwood. 

And Maia!! Maia would make great brotps with just about anybody (except maybe Jace, but that’s another sass fest and I love it hahahaha). I need more Maia and Magnus because hell yeah favouritessssss. Maia and Simon obviously, they’re such cute nerds. Maia and Raphael had some (I mean like, a one second nod) interaction in 2x10 but that’s a start, right? 

Oh yeah, and Clary and Simon brotp, for sure. 

Yeah, that’s about all I can think of, off my head right now! How about you!

I’m not good at crushes. What if they don’t like the same food as me? I can’t handle that kind of letdown.
  • Clary: You're in love with Jace.
  • Alec: No, you know what? You're in love with Jace.
  • Clary: No, you're in love with Jace.
  • Alec: No, you are.
  • Clary: No, you are.
  • Clary: What?
  • Simon: What?
  • Jem: *throws yin fen into the fire
  • Will: *thrusts both hands into the flames without a second thought
  • Alec: *throws something valuable into the fire
  • Jace: *pokes at logs with poker "yes I am afraid that's gone, so sorry."
Augustus Waters trying to flirt with Jace
  • <p> <b>Gus:</b> What's your name?<p/><b>Jace:</b> Jace.<p/><b>Gus:</b> What's your full name?<p/><b>Jace:</b> ....<p/><b>Jace:</b> Do you have all week or should I write it down??<p/></p>
Oh, God, I’m a cliché,” he said in despair. “Why do I care? If Dad decides he hates me because I’m not straight, he’s not worth the pain, right?”
“Don’t look at me,” said Jace. “My adoptive father was a mass murderer. And I still worried about what he thought. It’s what we’re programmed to do. Your dad always seemed pretty great by comparison.”
“Sure, he likes you,” said Alec. “You’re heterosexual and have low expectations of father figures.”
“I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’ 
—  City of Heavenly Fire