funny jace

group chat
  • Alec: babe, i got the glitter body spray & a feather boa so prepare for a show later 😘
  • Simon: ooh, where can i buy tickets?
  • Alec: FUCK. NO NONE OF THE REST OF YOU OPEN THIS. I SWEAR TO THE ANGEL SIMON, I WILL WIPE YOUR MEMORY AGAIN
  • Izzy: come on!! we want to see the showww. dance for us 💃
  • Jace: as your parabatai, i feel like the clave would frown upon me being there
  • Jace: but who are we kidding?
  • Jace: i'm already on my way
  • Clary: i'm in the car with him. ETA for the rest of you?
  • Simon: iz & i are down the street from magnus's. raph was wondering if he could come too. ace or not, EVERYONE wants to see alec do a strip tease. it's not about the sex appeal. it's about the glitter ✨
  • Clary: and the feather boa
  • Simon: well i'm sure the feather boa has glitter too
  • Jace: the more, the merrier!!! even if it is raphael.
  • Magnus: Alexander just called me to say that he's changing his phone number and moving to Idris.
  • Magnus: ...But yeah, you're all invited. Bring Raphael too.
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Jace and Simon in the Season 2B trailer

+bonus

I’m not good at crushes. What if they don’t like the same food as me? I can’t handle that kind of letdown.
  • Jem: *throws yin fen into the fire
  • Will: *thrusts both hands into the flames without a second thought
  • Alec: *throws something valuable into the fire
  • Jace: *pokes at logs with poker "yes I am afraid that's gone, so sorry."