funny isnt real

the year is 2030

a standup comedian goes up onto the stage of a packed venue, he is holding a small binder

once he reaches the microphone, he clears his throat and says

“that feel when you’re a student athlete and someone asks what your favorite bible verse is”

he opens the binder to the first page and takes a printed out image of a mature teenage boy, about highschool age, smiling intensely with an extremely bright lens flare coming off of both of his eye, and holds it up for everyone to see

the audience howls with laughter

cameras from around the stage zoom in on the piece of paper and a 30 foot screen behind the comedian lights up with the very same image

the man on stage is not happy. the audience could see it in his eyes if they just looked. he wishes to be anywhere else but where he is. but he knows this is his calling. he cannot apply himself to practically benefit humanity, and so he must fill the need that this niche audience demands.

later that night, he cries as he browses stock image websites for pictures to use in his next performance

near dating sim 2k16

experience the thrills of dating your favorite genius prodigy with exciting features such as

  • purchasing gratuitous amounts of robots
  • stepping on not one (1), but two (2) legos!
  • conversation attempts
  • being generally ignored and dismissed
  • intense (18+??) games of chess
  • uncontrollable sass

fans: *ask taylor to perform all too well at the grammys*

taylor: *performs all too well at the grammys*

fans: *ask taylor to perform the entire 1989 tracklist on tour*

taylor: *adds the entire 1989 tracklist to the setlist*

fans: *ask taylor to take over the moon and perform a holographic concert in the sky with her new alien friends as backup singers*

taylor: *will probably take over the moon and perform a holographic concert in the sky with her new alien friends as backup singers*