funny if this wasn't me

I was never really into Homestuck, but I still miss this little bean…

my nayme is Deen
in al the lande
no grayter dood
than bruthr Sam
and wen he falls
but is not ded

i hold his face
i lik his hed

[ oops there’s a sam version | + more

bruce banner: sorry i fell asleep during your emotional story abt almost dying and losing your girlfriend and dealing with anxiety, but like, i’m not your shrink lmao

me:?????????????? bruce???? hEY brUCE,,,,,,sOMETIMES,, your friends are going to TALK to you about IMPORTANT DIFFICULT THINGS they’ve been dealing with in their LIFE and you LISTEN? because that’s what Decent Friends Do? even though you’re not their Therapist are you fucking,,, Kidding me you told the avengers about your honest to god Suicide Attempt and vented to tony about your Issues With Being The Hulk on day One of meeting them but all of a sudden you can’t return the favour and Stay Awake while this guy who has been kind to you and given you a place to stay opens up and tells you about the shit that’s been going on in his life because “hey i’m not your therapist” what the fuck is this

  • scorpius, walking into the kitchen: is something burning
  • albus, leaning seductively on the counter: nothing but my desire for you
  • scorpius: albus the toaster is on fire

yes, the little blue engine that travels the world going “chugga-chugga JUICE JUICE”


Of course I read a simple newspaper article and itmade me think first at Lance and then at those two together, sigh.



I told you, I won’t run anymore.


So why are you still carrying me?


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