funny if this wasn't me

my nayme is Deen
in al the lande
no grayter dood
than bruthr Sam
and wen he falls
but is not ded

i hold his face
i lik his hed

[ oops there’s a sam version

  • scorpius, walking into the kitchen: is something burning
  • albus, leaning seductively on the counter: nothing but my desire for you
  • scorpius: albus the toaster is on fire

Of course I read a simple newspaper article and itmade me think first at Lance and then at those two together, sigh.


“Try not to break a hip, all right?”

//SUPER overdue commission for @asktechnowizard ! I cheated and made it a full scene because it was late and also just because I wanted to. :>

Hope you like it~