funny grumpy

Whenever Hawke makes a pro-Templar decision while Anders is in the party …

Me when I get married

Pastor: The bride has written her own vows.

Me: *looks deep into partners eyes* I love you more than Pepe the Frog. No grumpy cat can make me sad around you. I will climb 90 degrees to taste your mineral, cause I crave it. You are my cinnamon roll, too precious, too pure. Thanks Obama, for giving me my true love. Not even the fact you stuffed bread sticks in your purse during our first date could deter our love. I’m never gonna give you up, and-

*is shot by jealous ex*

/mmm whatcha sayyy/