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How to become your own grandfather...

Ok, first real day off uni, I have thought of a way to legally become your own grandfather… Incoming Jerry Springer!

Step 1: Marry an older woman who has a daughter your age
Step 2: Your father then ends up marrying your younger step daughter.

Father is now your son in law, step-daughter is now also your step-mother

Step 3: Have child with your wife

Your child is now a brother-in-law to your father.
Your child is now your uncle
Your step-daughter is now step-sister to your child

Step 4; Father has a child with your step daughter

Your dads kid is now your sister
Your dads kid is also your step-daughters baby, thus your grandchild

Your wife is your step-mothers mother, who is now a grandma.
You are married to your own grandmother.
You are your own grandfather.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, “If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.” Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- “Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.” I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
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