funny ghost adventures

Watching Ghost Adventures
  • *Camera films artsy shots of Zack in the Cemetery*
  • Zack's Narrating over Artsy Shots: All the emotions and memories within these spirits who are buried in this cemetery. Souls that once occupied these corpses are the souls that are trapped. Will my soul be trapped one day?
  • *Camera moves to Nicks View*
  • Nick: Cemeteries creep me out man. Like these people are dead... Hey where's Aaron?
  • *Nick looks over in the distances and sees Aaron Laughing Hysterically*
  • Aaron: Hey Nick check this out man, this guys last name was WoodCock!

me: hears a noise when im home alone because i have auditory hallucinations 

me:  My name is Zak Bagans. Lead investigator of the Ghost Adventures Crew. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.

Ghost Adventures

Zak: Every two minutes, someone is possessed in this room. Over one hundred people were violently killed by spirits here within the past week. No one is legally allowed to even look at the door to the room. 

Zak: Hey Aaron go in by yourself

  • me: watching the x files
  • me: hears noise
  • me: MY NAME IS FOX MULDER, I NEVER BELIEVED IN ALIENS UNTIL I CAME FACE TO FACE WITH ONE. SO I SET OUT ON A QUEST TO CAPTURE WHAT I ONCE SAW ONTO VIDEO. WITH NO BIG CAMERA CREWS FOLLOWING US AROUND I AM JOINED ONLY BY MY FELLOW FBI AGENT DANA SCULLY. WE WILL TRAVEL TO SOME OF THE MOST HIGHLY PARANORMAL LOCATIONS WHERE WE WILL SPEND AN ENTIRE EPISODE BEING LOCKED DOWN FROM DUSK. UNTIL DAWN. RAW. EXTREME. THESE ARE THE X FILES.