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Wolves hate werewolves.’
‘What? That can’t be right! When she’s wolf-shaped she’s just like a wolf!’
'So? When she’s human-shaped she’s just like a human. And what’s that got to do with anything? Humans don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like werewolves. Wolves don’t like wolves that can think like people, an’ people don’t like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere.’ said Gaspode. He assessed this sentence and added, 'Even when they’re wolves.
—  Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant
It is in the nature of the universe that the person who always keeps you waiting ten minutes will, on the day you are ten minutes tardy, have been ready ten minutes early and will make a point of not mentioning this.
—  Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant
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Fun Fact 84

Pablo Escobar built a zoo that even included animals such as elephants and giraffes on his ranch in rural Colombia and was open to the public. When the ranch was eventually seized by authorities, the animals were given to zoos across the country, but the hippos were left behind and some escaped the zoo. Today, there are about 50-60 hippos in Colombian rivers, the largest wild population outside of Africa.