funny ed sheeran

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

Shape of chicken

Although my heart is falling too

I’m in love with your body

And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you

Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with the shape of you


Edit:

GUYS, HOLY SHIT IN HIS OFFICIAL VIDEO ED EATS FRIED CHICKEN. I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

LOOK.

I KNEW IT. ITS ALL ABOUT CHICKEN ED. YOU CANT FOOL ME.