funny daddy

  • Joseph: If you bite and you die; it's poisonous
  • If it bites you and you die; it's venomous
  • Amanda: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Hugo: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Craig: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Damien: It’s voodoo.
  • Brian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Mat: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Robert: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Mary: That’s kinky