funny crystal memes

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We are the Crystal Gems!
We’ll always save the day!
And if you think we can’t
We’ll always find a way!
That’s why the people of this world believe in
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Steven! 


You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing 

Let’s take a look at some of my fandoms.

Sailor Moon Crystal

Originally posted by pink-bubble-tea

Samurai Jack

Originally posted by instalaugh

Invader Zim and Cardcaptor Sakura

Originally posted by infjchick

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Originally posted by asdarknessfell

Little Witch Academia

Originally posted by gonzaloctm1

Star vs the Forces of Evil

Originally posted by kasugano

Sailor Moon Gothic

-Your teachers are tough on you. You just want to eat food. Why are they so cruel. They seem to want you to fail. You do fail.

-You met a mysterious cat this morning. You saved her. You cannot get her out of your head. Why was there a moon on hers?

-There’s a guy standing in a tuxedo over there. He’s just staring…but at what? There is nothing there. His stare pulls you in, like the black hole of your nightmares. You wonder who wears a tuxedo in the middle of the afternoon. You do not know him, but now you feel strange.

-You throw your failed test away. It flies somberly in the wind, to an unknown destination. Oh wait, it hit that tuxedo guy.

-The tuxedo guy laughs. He is rude. As of now, he is dead to you.

-You have been crying. You are always crying, it seems. You are tired of it. So very tired.

-It is time to go home now. You fall asleep. That cat is here now. She is talking. You want more of whatever it is you had.

-The cat says you’re a superhero now. You like the boots. The jewelry is pretty. You agree to save the world. You do not know the costs yet.

-Saving the world is not going as planned. You have fallen. You scraped your knee. It is time to give up now. The cat is yelling at you. What have you done.

-A hot man has appeared. He gives a speech. It has inspired you. You throw your crown at the demon over there. She dies with a final shriek, reminiscent of your feelings when you first got here.

-It is done. You follow the man. He says he’ll remember you. You feel happy. The cat is still yelling. Being a superhero has its perks. But you do not know what is in store.

-You stand quietly in the moonlight. Your hair blows softly in the wind. It would normally leave horrible tangles, but not for you. You are different now.

-You are at school the next day. There are discussions of a magical super heroine from last night. You do not care. You are trying to sleep. There is never enough sleep anymore. Not for you.