funny crafts

Best quotes from the new dnp craft video

“Friends are important. then you have more knives”

*laughing* “Lying makes you go to hell!”

“This one’s long with a big head. Like him!”

“Throw the smallest over your shoulder! No one wants that.” 

“I’ve selected as many knives as i have friends. Two!”

*heavy breathing*

“Next, grab your potato! Grip it with all your strength.”

“Slice it like it will remember it.”

“Chopping things fills me with good memories.”

“Sometimes its nice to look up at the stars and remember that theyre all already dead.” 

“The universe is so big….and cold.”

“If you make a mistake while cutting, just think about it for the rest of the day!”

“Phil. Too hard. You hurt it.”

“Space is violent.”

“I only trust my potato with my true friend”

“Im going to place mine [potato] in the trapdoor under my bed.”

*satanic shit*

Just Witchy Things

-Forgetting to blow out your candles when you leave the house.

-Meeting a cute guy and then finding out he’s a witch too.

-Wanting to hunt for flowers and herbs but being too afraid that you might accidentally kill yourself.

-Getting excited when you see rocks in the dollar store.

-People asking if your bag is full of rocks. Yes, yes it is.

-Being frustrated when nobody understands your deities.

-Falling asleep to The Craft every night.

-Being too busy to hang out because you have to cleanse your stuff.

-Getting excited when it rains because you get to collect rain water.

-When your parents ask why you have so many candles and your excuse makes no sense.

I hope you guys got some entertainment out of this! If you want more, please request. If you have any questions or requests, please feel free to ask. In the meantime, have fun and happy bewitching!