funny communist

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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Spongebob writes the Communist Manifesto

  • me: *playing ESO*
  • mom: why do you like to pretend like you are having an adventure? Go have one yourself!
  • me: ...yes well just let me become a dark elf nightblade and fight for the good of the bigger purpose instead of being a slave to soul crushing capitalism keeping us as unpaid laborers, our only reward to remain alive in this frightening world, yet we're so blinded we cannot see it even if it is in front of us
  • mom: when was the last time you did a push up?

So, today I saw someone referring to what Daenerys did in Slaver’s Bay as “communist utopia” lmao.

Daenerys: Slavery is bad and should be ended

Antis: Literally what the hell is this communist utopia?!