funny coincedence

Commission for fujoshichan69 for the fic Cultured Man [which was a jeanmarco exchange gift for shingekinoboyfriends (also happy birthday to you & Jean!!)]

Marco’s hand slipped underneath the jacket, rain-wet lips met Jean’s in a rush, and it took Jean’s breath away. The kiss was warm, hot even, horribly wet with burning tears from both their eyes that ran down their cheeks and collected on their nosetips. As though on auto-pilot, Jean’s own hands slipped into Marco’s neck, into his curls to press him closer, every piece of air between them a waste, and Jesus, Marco was a good kisser.

So, I started playing the Sebastian DLC and I realized something kind of awesome.

My husband? Resembles Sebastian–a lot. I have pictorial proof of this, and I will post it, if anyone wants to see. Sebastian with glasses, green eyes, brown hair and a bit more age, but Sebastian, nonetheless. I keep wanting to yell

“YOU’RE FUCKING AGNOSTIC, WE’RE ALREADY MARRIED AND STOP CLITBLOCKING ME, WITH THIS ‘CHASTITY’ BULLSHIT.”

ahem.