funny chihuahua

y'know how most kids have embarrassingly bad pet names for their pets when they’re little like naming their fish fish or their hamster hamster… well luckily I was creatively gifted and put a lot of thought and heart into my now 12 year old dog’s name: pitoking

in spanish, pito means dick. five year old me decided to name my dog “dick king”. my parents heard the name and just went with it. dick king has had this name for 12 long years. ily dick king