funny but so true

vine

What I want

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

Keep reading

  • <p> <b>Mom:</b> hey you know that thing you're obsessed with?<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> can you be a little more specific<p/><b>Mom:</b> yeah, the one with the two guys that you ship<p/><b>Me:</b> ... forget it<p/></p>