funny bastards

Matthias: So let me get this straight-

Jesper: More like let me run this bi you

Nina: Let’s just see how this pans out

Kaz: We should ace-ess the situation

Wylan: I’m gay

Kaz: So your boyfriend sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”

Wylan: How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

If Life Gives You Lemons, You...
  • Kaz: Sell them to the pigeons.
  • Inej: Use the peel for treating wounds.
  • Jesper: Use them as shooting practice.
  • Nina: Make lemon waffles.
  • Matthias: I don’t like lemons.
  • Kuwei: Make jurda parem antidote.
  • Wylan: Squirt them in my dad’s eyes.
  • *everybody turns to look at Wylan*

Kaz: These bed sheets were one million kruge

Jesper: But theyre not even soft.


shoutout to the original video that had me laughing at 1am

Inej: Once you hit rock bottom, the only place left to go is up.

Kaz: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.