funny bastards

*Kaz accidentally snaps his cane in half*

Kaz: It’s fine

*Kaz trips and falls down the stairs*

Kaz: This is A-OK

*Kaz almost cuts his fingers off when chopping carrots*

Kaz: It’s all cool

*Kaz stubs his toe on a table*

Kaz: Okie dokie it’s chill

*Kaz bleeding to death on a table*

Inej: KAZ YOU NEED BANDAGES

Kaz: It’s F I N E

Inej: I will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker, or I will not have you at all

Kaz: