funny as hell woman

I’ve noticed a thing among transwomen getting laser hair removal on their entire bodies and lol idk why it’s so funny to me but it’s actually hilarious to me that they take the whole performing femininity = woman thing to such levels and so seriously but they won’t even shave like us plebs gotta lmao it’s almost like, idk, they learn how much work and effort goes into being feminine and they’re not used to any of this because male privilege and male entitlement so they’re seeking to eliminate doing work which… what else is new among males…

Wings

Prompt: Could you do just some really cute and fluffy cuddling one shot. Maybe where the reader is asleep and snuggles against Gabe? Thanks, love this blog! (No, thank-you sweet pea!-J) ALSO Hello! I’d like to request a fic where the reader accidently gets wings…the reader has always been kind of flippant and distant from Gabe, but her wings are telling a different story?  And she doesn’t realize what her wings are doing? Thank-you! (Very welcome my dear –J)
Word Count: 2,583 (I’m sorry)
Warnings: I guess a little smut?, cussing, tiny tiny dirty talk, and some dom!gabe if you squint really hard
Author: J (fandomzilla)
Author’s Note: I put these together because I had an amazing brain lightbulb.

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Women’s anger

I saw a post that was like “my very pregnant wife sent me to the store for frozen yogurt. i was tempted to play a joke but I wanted to live” with a funny pic of Frozen-themed yogurt

This is rather nitpicky and not in the spirit of the joke being made, so I don’t want to reblog that post with this rant. But I just get ever so slightly annoyed whenever jokes are made about “angry wives” and husbands who “want to live”. Not because women don’t get angry, but really because the same joke in reverse would be uncomfortably dark and probably provoke reactions like “oh my god, is your husband abusive?” and “he sounds like an asshole.”

The root of this discrepancy is that male anger is Serious, Deadly, and Abusive, and female anger is… hilarious. examples: 

  • “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is funny and pithy; “hell hath no fury like a man scorned” would be a boring sentence about scorn
  • “oh, she’s the one who really wears the pants around here.” ordinary joke by a married guy at the office. if a woman said it? hello weirdo control freak husband. 
  • “bro, you’re in the doghouse now”. the concept of the doghouse implies that she is punishing him like a pet or a child for wrongdoing, which is a) infantilizing to men and b) really controlling behavior on her part
  • “he’s going to be sleeping on the couch for a week.” yeesh. a man who made his wife sleep on the couch for a week while giving her the cold shoulder would be scary and abusive. 
  • when rejecting men romantically, women are cheered on for being unbelievably harsh and rude. a man acting in the same way would be a straight-up asshole. e.g. in House of Cards season 1 Kate Mara says something like “Aw, you’re sweet, but if I wanted to have sex with you, you’d know.”

Basically tl;dr: It’s expected and normalized that women act toward men in a way which would be cruel/abusive if gender-switched. If it’s the woman who’s angry, it’s not a relationship with a fucked-up power dynamic; it’s a punchline.

This norm has two equally important and shitty negative effects: 

  1. women’s legitimate emotions are trivialized 
  2. abuse of men by women is erased and minimized

Sitcoms and punchlines are chock full of women screaming at men, slapping them, giving them the silent treatment, and forcing them to sleep on the couch. Hi, that’s fucked up. That is not a healthy dynamic, no matter how normalized. If we don’t accept it from a man, we shouldn’t accept it from ourselves. This is called treating women like people who are responsible for our actions. 

I’m Not Her - Part Twelve (Final)

It’s been almost two months since you and Spencer had made up. He stuck true to his word and showed you how much he loved you.

When you went to bed, he’d wrap you up in his arms and stroke your hair until you fell asleep. You woke up to soft kisses being pressed to your face. Hand holding all the way up until you got to work. 

The two of you had made love too. Spencer was somewhat reluctant but you managed to convince him that you were ready again. Right before you stepped off the elevators, he’d press a soft kiss to your lips and say that he loved you.

It was wonderful. However, it was getting to the point where his affection was slowly becoming slightly overprotective. He treated you like you were a porcelain doll ever since the team had rescued you.

He wouldn’t let you do anything, insisting that he’d do it for you. As sweet as it was, you wanted to be somewhat independent. Today, the team didn’t have a case, so most of the day was just paperwork.

Spencer insisted on doing half of your case files. You had objected, worried that his big brain would overload and didn’t want him to have to do more work. The team had looked on in amusement, as you and Spencer went back and forth until you finally gave up.

—–

After work was done, the two of you headed home and said your goodbyes to the team. Opening the door to the apartment, you took of your shoes and headed towards the kitchen.

“I’m going to get started on dinner, you go ahead and shower first babe.” you said.

You heard his footsteps approaching the kitchen. “It’s okay Y/N, you go shower and I’ll make us dinner.” he replied, wrapping his arms around your waist.

You turned around in his embrace to look at him. “No Spencer. I’m making dinner tonight. You’ve made dinner for the past 3 days now. It’s my turn.”

He gave you a smile. “Babe, it’s okay. I don’t mind cooking for us.”

Shaking your head, you pulled away from him. “Spencer, stop it.”

His eyebrows furrowed. “Stop what?”

“Stop treating me like I’m glass and doing everything! I’m more than capable to work on my own pile of case files and I’m certainly more than capable to cook! You keep insisting on doing everything for me and as sweet as it is, it’s starting to get annoying.”

You grabbed his hand and stroked his knuckles softly. “Babe, I know you’re concerned for me and I know that you’re trying to prove to me that you really love me, but I’m begging you. Please stop doing everything for me.”

You put your hand onto his cheek. “You’re an absolute sweetheart, but let me cook tonight okay? I want to spoil my boyfriend every once in a while too.” you said, smiling at him.

Spencer chuckled and nodded his head. “Okay, Y/N. I’m sorry that I wasn’t letting you be independent. I just didn’t want you to be stressed.” He leaned down and softly kissed your lips.

Pulling away, he gave you a smirk. “Now, how about we go take a shower together and cook dinner together?” he said, running his hands down your body and stopping at your butt.

You ran your hand down his chest. “Spencer Reid. Are you only wanting to shower with me because you want to have sex in the shower?”

He leaned closer to you, pressing his forehead against yours. “Hmm.. maybe, maybe now. I guess we’ll find out won’t we?”

He picked you up and wrapped your legs around him. You giggled loudly and wrapped your arms around his neck. “Spencer!”

Spencer headed towards the bedroom, pressing kisses to your neck the entire way. Once inside the bedroom, he placed you back down and pulled you close to him.

“Y/N Y/L/N, you are one hell of a woman. You’re beautiful, sexy, intelligent, funny, and kind. You may not think it, but you are the perfect woman for me. I don’t care that you’re not Maeve or any other girl in this world. You’re you, and that’s all that matters to me. I love you” he said softly, cupping your face in his hands.

You smiled, tears slowly starting to form in your eyes. “I love you too Spencer. I’ll always love you.” You leaned up and pulled him into a passionate kiss.

When you two pulled away, he took your hands and started to walk towards the bathroom. “So.. how about that shower beautiful?”

You laughed and nodded your head. “Lead the way handsome.”

rosemaryhaven  asked:

Some enemies of the guild had decided it be funny to drag the blind woman to hell. Thing was their plan wasn't to thought out, they would attack anything they came across as they dragged the poor woman. Eventually the came across a Baron and attacked

This Baron, however, would hopefully be their downfall. Quickly it attacked them, throwing balls of Argent Plasma at them as he dodged attack after attack instead of just trying to roll with the punches. He was also using tactics, which means that he was a step above the average Baron.

I feel like Aunt Agatha is underrated, shes a hell of a woman. She’s funny witty and fiery and calls as she sees it. I love when Elizabeth’s mom gets sick she says “Who’s gunna take care of me!? I was here first!?” xD and her shit with George! Man, I bet Ross loves the hell out of Aunt Agatha for that shit xD Shes just all around and awesome lady! Props to her!

Caroline Blakiston, you go girl!