funny aph

Unlike y'all, I get my news from a RELIABLE source.

Canada's contact names
  • America: My bitchy brother
  • England: Ooh them eyebrows
  • France: Papa
  • China: Won Ton soup
  • Russia: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS HE CALLING ME
  • Italy: Mamma Mia
  • Germany: Potato
  • Japan: Dragon Ball Z
  • Prussia: Potato #2
  • Romano: why is he so salty
  • Cuba: Ice Cream
  • Norway: He's kinda weird
  • Iceland: ICE ICE BABY
  • Denmark: Ear rape
  • Finland: Santa
  • Sweden: ABBA
  • Latvia: Sympathy
  • Lithuania: Sympathy #2
  • Estonia: Sparkles
  • Poland: Fashion expert
  • Hungary: Skillet
  • Austria: He plays good.
  • Spain: Dat ass

friend: you need a hobby

me: i already have a hobby

friend: photoshopping aph england’s eyebrows onto other hetalia characters isn’t a hobby

me:

  • France: you know, mon cher, when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I exp-
  • England: *holds up three of hearts* is this your card?
  • France: *softly* holy shit
Summoning him
  • England, talking to America: Remember, America, you can't say the word if you don't want to summon...him
  • America: what word?
  • England: *looks left*
  • England: *looks right*
  • England: *looks up*
  • England, leaning closer to America, whispers: memes
  • Russia: *falls from ground* did I hear memes

America: NASA is my actual lover.

Russia:… NASA is a privately owned company.

America: And I’m a talking land mass. What’s your point?