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Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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Canada's contact names
  • America: My bitchy brother
  • England: Ooh them eyebrows
  • France: Papa
  • China: Won Ton soup
  • Russia: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS HE CALLING ME
  • Italy: Mamma Mia
  • Germany: Potato
  • Japan: Dragon Ball Z
  • Prussia: Potato #2
  • Romano: why is he so salty
  • Cuba: Ice Cream
  • Norway: He's kinda weird
  • Iceland: ICE ICE BABY
  • Denmark: Ear rape
  • Finland: Santa
  • Sweden: ABBA
  • Latvia: Sympathy
  • Lithuania: Sympathy #2
  • Estonia: Sparkles
  • Poland: Fashion expert
  • Hungary: Skillet
  • Austria: He plays good.
  • Spain: Dat ass
Summoning him
  • England, talking to America: Remember, America, you can't say the word if you don't want to summon...him
  • America: what word?
  • England: *looks left*
  • England: *looks right*
  • England: *looks up*
  • England, leaning closer to America, whispers: memes
  • Russia: *falls from ground* did I hear memes

America: NASA is my actual lover.

Russia:… NASA is a privately owned company.

America: And I’m a talking land mass. What’s your point?