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Yep, I think this is the end of this short journey~

part one . part two . part three .

Mark: Mark is absolutely fully capable!

SM: Challenge accepted

Mark: *After 3 debuts, two comebacks, and a high school rapper show* 

Mark:

Mark: Mark is absolutely fully capable

Mark:

Mark: Of changing his mind.

random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

i mean i’m in my twenties now, dreams shouldn’t upset me. but last night there you were where i could touch you and it hurt remembering in the morning. it’s a funny thing to love someone like you. to love this diamond when you are only dust. it’s a funny thing and my heart aches, and aches, and aches for it.

the raven gang + slang
  • okay so one time they were all hanging at nino’s and noah overheard these two kids talking and one of them said “yolo”
  • and the thought occurred to him: this is what the living kids are saying these days so i shall say it too
  • so then he consults blue about it, and she just puts a hand to her forehead and says “it means you only live once.”
  • and noah laughs because well
  • yolo does not apply to him
  • BUTTT since apparently the cool kids are saying it, he starts saying it too
  • the first time gansey hears noah use it in conversation, he almost drops a book
  • “sorry… what?”
  • “yolo!” noah says again, a little grin on his face
  • and gansey just shakes his head and goes “kids these days” under his breath
  • he and blue are both decidedly annoyed about this whole situation (because people stopped saying yolo years ago noah okay get with the program… but they aren’t about to tell him that)
  • and THEN ronan hears noah say it
  • and he completely fucking loses it right there
  • and once he realizes how much it annoys gansey and blue, he starts saying it as well
  • adam is completely neutral in this, but eventually joins ronan in repeating the phrase as much as possible because it’s so fucking funny to him and he loves how happy this whole thing makes ronan
  • eventually the joke wears off but noah still says it at every opportunity
  • then adam, for the hell of it, starts saying “you only live twice”
  • and it becomes the gang’s new favorite phrase
Exo drunk edition

Sehun: the “I’m fab bitch* kind of drunk

Kai: from the “everything I see it’s funny” kind of drunk

to “I’ll better sleep” kind of drunk

Tao: the “partying with  the bitches” kind of drunk

Kyungsoo: the creepy kind of drunk 

Chanyeol: the “I have no idea what I’m doing but it’s fun” kid of drunk

Chen:the “one that laughs at everything he sees” kind of drunk

Baekhyun: the “I sing will passion all the songs that come to the radio” kind of drunk

Lay: the “I’m not drunk, I can walk on my own ” kind of guy 

Suho: the embarrassing kind of drunk

Kris: the “one that giggles without a reson” kind of drunk

Luhan: the “way to excited” kind of drunk

Xiumin: the adorable kind of drunk

Episode four: in case you don’t remember what happened at the end of episode three, don’t worry, there’s a flashback for that.

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