This scene from “The Shark Affair” – the scene where I actually had to pause the video because I was literally laughing too hard. In order to give them a believable cover, Waverly literally leaves them adrift in the middle of the Pacific.
Look at their faces. Those are the faces of two men questioning their life/career choices.
That’s not even the best part; they spend hours stuck on that stupid raft, it’s 3 AM and Illya would be ready to kill something if he wasn’t so seasick, and finally, they hear a ship’s horn, leading to this priceless exchange–
Illya: Is that [the ship we’re looking for]? Napoleon: Do we really care!?
on our way to see bo i realized i forgot to bring a bagel and shelbie had to frantically find me a Starbucks and we turned into oncoming traffic and almost died and i had to run like half a block just to get to this hotel thing that had a little baby Starbucks and i walked in and the lights were off and i realized it was closed but i was desperate and i saw a guy washing cups in the back so i knocked on the glass and he was like “what in shit” and came and unlocked the door like “um…can i help you” and i took a deep breath and was like “ok this is gonna sound weird but…I RUN A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL AND BO BURNHAM IS GIVING ME TICKETS TO SEE HIS SHOW TONIGHT BUT I LEFT MY BAGELS AT HOME AND I REALLY NEED TO..” and in the middle of me talking he just backs away and i thought i freaked him out but 40 seconds later he comes back with the perfect simple bagel, slips it into a cute Starbucks bag, hands it to me and quietly says “just go”