funniest thing i've ever read

anonymous asked:

so my friend had to read a poem out loud for class and he chose a poem about wonderbread. after he finished the poem he pulled a slice of wonderbread out of his jacket pocket and proceeded to eat it. and continued to eat the bread during peer grading. no one questioned him. no one dared.

i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes. i just,,, what even was the poem? where do you find a poem about wonderbread? and the dramatic effect of pulling the bread out of his pocket at the end. that’s so amazing. i want your friend. we could share a love of bread.