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The Met Gala has provided Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs fans with a lot of good memories from 2015 and ‘16. Rob wore Dior Homme both times, and Twigs wore Christopher Kane and is pictured here in Versace.

Last year’s Costume Institute Gala took place in NYC on May 2, and the event’s theme — Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology — inspired lots of creative and interesting looks while also bringing out many of Hollywood’s hottest and most stylish stars. From Beyoncé’s solo outing and the pregnant beauties on the red carpet to the bevy of hot guys and crop of cute couples that hit the scene, it was definitely an evening to remember. Keep reading for 69 of the most stunning photos you need to see from the night, then check out the funniest Met Gala memes.

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i still can’t believe blizzard fucking buffed bastion because his popularity was lagging that was the funniest most out of touch decision in the world

The drunk history of Fall Out Boy. By Brendon Urie

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” and Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music” “That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…Yeah… That’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there, for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they’re like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! Patrick’s like “Yo! I got a soul voice!” And they’re like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!” And he’s like “Yo, watch this! Yeah!” and they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

And then they’re like: “Yo, this is fuckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
-It’s called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend.
-With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It’s called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It’s called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it’s real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the fuck! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin’ dope!” So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something. And they were like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take this to your grave. Fuckin’ record it.” And he did it, and he killed it. He was like,Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out!
(You’re getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!)
“We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. ‘Cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin’ hard. We will sign you guys.” Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s fuckin’ dope dude! It’s called Take This To Your Grave.“ Hey, it’s gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, it’s gonna be fuckin’ huge. And then Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it’s called (burp), this is called: Thanks for the Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We’re Going Down..” And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts.
Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE! From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That’s good!” Pete was like “Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like “Yeah, it’s cool man, whatever… I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!” And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that.I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.”

(-I’m good so far.
-You wanna spit one more time?
-Yeah, I do.
…Shut the fuck!..)

Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick. Let’s be real.” We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, we’re gonna fucking go miles above! We’re gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like: “Oh, shit we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like “What the fuck!” Oh, you didn’t fuckin’ make the continent. It’s like, fuck you!

So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we fuckin’ have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it’s so big! So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we’re gonna name this record 'From Under The Cork Tree’ and From Infinity On High.” Pete was like “Yo, Folie à Deux means, the Theatric of Two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro” and Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music! Uhhh!” And Joe’s like “Yo, I need time to find the fuckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin’ metal bands.”

And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half? We gotta fuckin’ come back man. We gotta come back STRONG!
(-You took my beer away, what the fuck?!
-No, you poured it all over yourself!
-Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man.)
We gotta make this shit legit. It’s gonna be fuckin’ dope. It’s gonna go fuckin’ sky high. We’re gonna make a fuckin’ record that sails the skies. We’re gonna call this record: "Save Rock And Roll."” So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this guy who fuckin’ recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!”
(-What the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?
-No, you poured beer all over yourself!
-Oh god…)
Pete was like: “Yo, were gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” (Burp, spit) And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that is how the fucking story goes.

I think I’m way funnier than I actually am

the half-blood prince is literally the funniest movie out of all of them because:

1. harry with the pincers 

2. cormac throwing up all over snapes shoes  

3. hermione telling off lavender in the hospital wing 

4. harry with the felix felicis in general 

5. THE PINCERS 

6. “how much for this?” “5 galleons” “how much for me?” “5 galleons” “i’m your brother.” “10 galleons

7. “why is it when something happens, its always you three?” “believe me, professor, i’ve been asking myself the same question for 6 years.” 

8. “who’s harry potter?” “oh, no one. bit of a tosser really” 

8. did i mention the PINCERS YET 

9. “she’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the chosen one” “but i am the chosen one*gets hit with newspaper* “ok sorry, kidding

10. “it’s no joke! i’m in love with her.” “alright fine, you’re in love with her. have you actually met her?” “no….can you introduce me?

BTS reactions to their gf being a gym rat/fitness junkie

Requested by anon 

A/N: I’m writing these more like short scenarios but idk it’s fun. -amelia

Seokjin:

Your gym fever, loves it. Goes with you. Gym dates. Spots you. Is the funniest person to work out with. Makes faces at you from across the room. Everyone at the gym ships you. Is a little disappointed that you don’t do more mundane things with him but you teach him some healthy recipes and he’s just having a blast.

Originally posted by seokisses

Yoongi:

‘You’re one of those people…’ he’d rather lay in bed all day instead but you force him to go on light jogs with you. At first he whines the whole way but eventually he stops because he likes it… won’t admit it, but you know. He admires your ambition and he’s glad one of you has the motivation to be healthy.

Originally posted by jeonbase

Hoseok:

He’s a little pissed you don’t ever come to the studio. When he finds out you’re at the gym… goes bananas, makes you come to every dance practice after that and curses you for thinking the studio meant just the ‘recording’ studio. Is so sunshine about your athleticism.  He’s just really happy he can dance all day with you.

Originally posted by junghosyub

Namjoon:

The cutest. He’s clumsy but he tries hard when he goes with you. First time he almost drops some weights on his foot. A little shaken after that… Doesn’t go with you every time but encourages and supports you. Makes you boppin’ playlists for different types of workouts. Super impressed with your dedication, proud of you.

Originally posted by jitamin

Jimin:

Uses you as a motivator. Meets you at the gym. Loves your positive vibes, never leaves your side. Gym buddies. You show him all the cool healthy spots to eat at. Try’s to make you fudge your healthy life diet once, almost dies. Sees you as a soft mochi when he’s the true mochi because you don’t cheat… and he definitely does.

Originally posted by godjachingu

Taehyung:

Goes with you when he’s got the time. Likes seeing you in your element. Purposely warms up with squats so everyone can see the bootae. 99% of the time he’s just 👀 @ you. Thinks your super cool for doing what your doing. He doesn’t have the strength to go everyday, with practice also tiring him out.

Originally posted by jitonic

Jungkook:

Brags about you to everyone he knows… even people who go to the same gym as you… One ups you at everything and feels so good. Helps you out a lot and does some pretty romantic things. Likes how you smell after you shower. Tried to get you to go out after your workout.

Originally posted by sugutie

Percy and Sally arguing 2
  • Sally: If Annabeth jumped off a cliff, then would you too?
  • Percy: ...
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  • Sally: *Slowly opens her eyes*
  • Percy: Lol, fun story...

gosteon  asked:

I've only been here since August or September, what is the mishapocalypse?

omg i totally forgot that yall youngins dont know yalls meme history

well small ones let me tell you a story about how tumblr user @lokisleathersuit fucking destroyed the internet with the mishapocalypse

this fuckface had the great idea of everyone on april 1 2013 to change their icons to this picture misha collins

and then they did on march 31 2013 to kick off the event and so DID EVERY ONE ELSE

after a while everyones feed on DIFFERENT WEBSITES looked like this

and a lot of ppl made memes 

like this wonderful gem

and eventually misha collins himself tweeted this and everybody went fucking WILD

in conclusion this was the funniest thing that came out of 2013 other then the meteor  hitting russia that somehow didnt kill us unfortunately 

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#happy_dk_vernon_day to the vernon side of the equation! happy birthday to one of the cheesiest, funniest, bubbliest memes out there!  here’s to another year of incredible smiles and raps! ♥ ©

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