the signs as quotes from my ap lit class
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>aries:</b> <p/><b></b> "The only thing I hate more than a squirrel is a haiku."<p/><b>taurus:</b> <p/><b></b> "Maybe everything's more funnery in a nunnery!"<p/><b>gemini:</b> <p/><b></b> "I don't know what disappoints me more, the fact that you wrote an essay on The Hunger Games, or the fact that I can see where you erased '1984' and replaced it with 'The Hunger Games'."<p/><b>cancer:</b> <p/><b></b> "What if J. R. R. Tolkien was short for Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien?"<p/><b>leo:</b> <p/><b></b> "Tell your precalc teacher that in real life, math doesn't matter."<p/><b>virgo:</b> <p/><b></b> "You just referenced Lana Del Rey in AP Lit, so your argument is invalid."<p/><b>libra:</b> <p/><b></b> "You can stay out of trouble and not get detention, or you can make Oscar Wilde proud."<p/><b>scorpio:</b> <p/><b></b> "Don't be fooled by the flowery 16th century prose, this is a classic Shakespearean booty call."<p/><b>sagittarius:</b> <p/><b></b> "Yesterday I learned what a 'dank meme' is!"<p/><b>capricorn:</b> <p/><b></b> "I'm not a very good person at understanding 'art', I just look at this and see the basic suffering that pervades all humanity."<p/><b>aquarius:</b> "After careful consideration, I have decided that the title of my memoir will be 'Mothballs and Failure'."<p/><b>pisces:</b> "And now back to 'Space Lads and Moonlight Princess: Back at it Again', or as it's more commonly known, 'Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back'."<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>