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“You don’t choose the Chologuard life, the Chologuard life chooses you.”

  • Abigail(hands him the phone): Will! You have to pretend to be my dad to the socialworker!
  • Will: Hello, this is... Dad. Yes. The girl is playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. She's bleeding. Oh no. She dead. Don't call again. *hangs up*
  • Will: Sorry, I panicked.