funky weddings

I hope my future wife is really happy right now. I don’t think I’ve met her yet, but either way, I hope she’s having a really great day, doing the things she loves, with the people she loves :)

“what a funky-ass dope wedding! what a funky-ass dope wedding! say a funky-ass bridesmaid ta a waiter, and, fo’sho yo, but what tha fuck a muthafucka, what tha fuck a muthafucka tha skanky groomz bride be a whore”