Do you like spending money?
Of course you do! So why don’t you head over to the ol’ Red Bubble store!
We have everything your heart could ever desire such as this bag with art written on it! So edgy and hip!
Speaking of heart, take a look at this shirt, wow.
You like ugly dresses? We got ugly dresses!
Minimalist pillows for you’re minimalist lifestyle
Oh hey you want stickers of mountains? We have that covered !
Oh boy oh boy would you look at the time it’s funky clock O’clock
This hoodie will fix your broken marriage, and that’s a guarantee (It won’t and it’s not)
You like philosophy? We like philosophy.