*snacking on homemade fries*
Mmmm. These are the perfect temperature right now. Not exactly cold, but not hot either. Just the right temperature to absorb all the flavors.
Well, I suppose they could be considered hot in a relative sense. Like compared to absolute zero, they’re burning up.
Nobody’s ever gotten anything to absolute zero, but if they did how would they measure it? Any instrument couldn’t give a measurement because, theoretically, its atoms wouldn’t be moving.
Is there anywhere in space that is at absolute zero? I sort of doubt it. Maybe beyond the edges of the universe?
I wonder what the temperature of a black hole is… I don’t even know. Would it be cold or hot?
*is now googling with greasy fingers while still munching on fries*