So I was waiting at the bus stop on my way to work, right? There’s a group of
little shits young high schoolers waiting at the same stop smelling like raging hormones and what have you.
So theres this ONE girl that looks at me and starts making fun of my khakis and my hair (my luscious afro tyvm) and how my eyebrows are thick and how my pants were tucked into my winter boots because we were knee deep in snow…a bunch of ridiculous nonsense.
I looked at this young girl deep into her eye sockets and through to her soul and said in the most monotonous tone,
“There’s nothing you can say that will offend me. Because I’m already dead inside.” And I swear by the gods I saw all the joy and life she gained from insulting me leave her eyes.