Also....I have one more. What about assassin andrew being sent to kill neil but falls in love instead au ❤❤❤
Mostly, Andrew Minyard slits his marks’ throats. One clean slice on the side, a severed carotid artery, blood flow to the brain cut off. A quick death. Not out of mercy, but out of necessity—cutting major veins is too messy, and severing a windpipe is too slow.
So Andrew Minyard goes for the carotid arteries. Mostly.
Neil turns to the next page in the folder. Some of Minyard’s earlier victims were strangled to death. A few have been shot, though likely as a last resort—police reports mention signs of a struggle, bullets in the back of the head like they were trying to get away.
Well, “victims” is a subjective term. Implies faultlessness. Innocence. Andrew Minyard’s victims are never faultless or innocent. Before the Moriyamas hired him, Andrew Minyard operated like a vicious Robin Hood, or a Batman-for-pay, taking relatively small fees to rid real victims of their abusers.
“Tsk-tsk, Commander. You and I both know you don’t really want to fight me…”
My friend and enabler requested Pirate AU Cullrian with “Dorian as a pirate and Cullen as an exiled commander of Her Majesty’s royal fleet”. Although this is a bit before the exile-and-subsequent-conversion-to-piracy point. Perhaps immediately before. :3
the agit: the letter (day i) ♡ 170526 source: _misnaa
during a part of the concert jonghyun was dressed in pajamas. along with them he wore a bathrobe, beanie, blindfold, neck pillow and had a blanket. he said that the staff made fun of him a lot during rehearsal. when the song ended and he saw himself all dressed up in the outfit he laughed so hard and kept saying: “what is this? what am i doing? what do i look like?” but since shawols said that they liked it he was happy to have done it. later, he asked them what their favorite performance was and they responded with that one and he laughed at them for having cute taste.
My boss is an inept, whiny, pusillanimous twatwaffle. Because he’s a brown-noser with his superiors, it is of course most
important that he be a condescending jackass to his department staff.
He makes small problems big, and big problems become major issues. He
makes my (utterly amazing) supervisor cry. He makes snide remarks about
how he doesn’t have to be so generous with our compensation (which, due
to company structure, actually has little to do with him). He is a Class
Being that he is my boss, I am unable to tell him precisely how
useless and pathetic I find his existence to be. My ire must be
expressed in pettier ways.
Once a week there is a specific report I run, make 15 pretty copies
of, and provide for him to present in a staff meeting with his
superiors. Knowing his constant fear of offending or disturbing the
executives in any way, today I printed 14 lovely color copies of the
report, and one black-and-white report from the printer that has a wonky
roller, so the print is kind of smudgy. Oops, the color ink must have
I know there is no way he will present a slightly blurry,
black-and-white report to anyone in the room - he’ll distribute the
pretty color ones, and keep the ugly one for himself. I took care to
further smudge some of the ink so he can’t read the smaller figures,
An open letter to the Tumblr Staff from the blogger you just screwed over
Okay, staff, I am super freaking pissed about the update and here’s why.
I cannot read your new format.
I’m not trying to be whiny or nitpicky or over-dramatic. I can appreciate that you were attempting to make things look more organised/less confusing/whatever. I also expect the new format is a great improvement for people who have screen readers. That’s great. That’s fine.
I just cannot freaking read this. I have dyslexia, and my dyslexia is set off by pictures, bold, italics, anything that is more “interesting” to my brain than plain, unadorned text.
Like this monstrosity:
Look at it. Just look at it. The pictures get in between the lines of text, there’s distracting colors and pictures everywhere. The names are bolded when they’re really not the most important thing. Looking at this, I see everything except what I’m supposed to see, that cheesy series of puns. (No pun intended.)
You literally couldn’t have made a worse format for me if you’d tried.
The thing is, your format was what made me really like Tumblr in the first place. It was super clear who was writing something new, because look, there was a freaking line pointing right to it. Unless someone started writing in all caps or bold or whatever, all the text in a post had the same amount of emphasis. Finally, SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I COULD READ.
And now, now I can’t read any of it at all.
So yeah, I’m pissed.
Like, I know that you’re not going to change it back, because you never seem to listen when anyone on your site complains about anything. I’m not sure why I bothered writing this to you guys, given your track record.
But now’s your chance to prove me wrong. Seriously, the least you could do is give us an option here. You’ve still got the old code. Just stick a button somewhere to revert to the old format so I can enjoy my text posts in peace.
Sooo it’s 2 AM and here I am drawing this random draw for my boo @hiraethmaiden with her beauiful Scholar(Rhea) and mine(Carmen and Nika) ! @se-serena would we make a good fanclub ? I mean we do have those cute headbands !!