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anonymous asked:

Also....I have one more. What about assassin andrew being sent to kill neil but falls in love instead au ❤❤❤

Mostly, Andrew Minyard slits his marks’ throats. One clean slice on the side, a severed carotid artery, blood flow to the brain cut off. A quick death. Not out of mercy, but out of necessity—cutting major veins is too messy, and severing a windpipe is too slow.

So Andrew Minyard goes for the carotid arteries. Mostly.

Neil turns to the next page in the folder. Some of Minyard’s earlier victims were strangled to death. A few have been shot, though likely as a last resort—police reports mention signs of a struggle, bullets in the back of the head like they were trying to get away.

Well, “victims” is a subjective term. Implies faultlessness. Innocence. Andrew Minyard’s victims are never faultless or innocent. Before the Moriyamas hired him, Andrew Minyard operated like a vicious Robin Hood, or a Batman-for-pay, taking relatively small fees to rid real victims of their abusers.

And now he’s after Neil.

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When the hyungs are just a bunch of meanies, Joonyoung becomes a bored cutie ^_^

the signs as tumblr eras
  • 2010-2011 // the rise of tumblr. rage comics, wine mom humor, can i haz cheezburger, furry culture's prime: taurus, cancer
  • 2012 // the rise of fandoms. "the only post on tumblr with ______ notes on it", superwholock, "there's a supernatural gif for that", gifsets: gemini, sagittarius
  • 2013 // the rise of aesthetics. transparents, "touch my butt and buy me pizza", indie blogs, pastels: LIBRA, leo
  • 2014 // the rise of shitposts. "your fave is problematic", pepe, gay gay and more gay, dank memes: virgo, scorpio, pisces
  • 2015-2016 // the rise of memes. discourse, the meme revolution, astrology memes, callout culture: aries, AQUARIUS, capricorn

“Tsk-tsk, Commander. You and I both know you don’t really want to fight me…”

My friend and enabler requested Pirate AU Cullrian with “Dorian as a pirate and Cullen as an exiled commander of Her Majesty’s royal fleet”. Although this is a bit before the exile-and-subsequent-conversion-to-piracy point. Perhaps immediately before. :3

muffdash  asked:

Scriddler with 14?

Love it! Thank you boo xx

14: Characters are suspected of being lovers, which is forbidden in their line of work


“Do you both understand why you have been brought here for this meeting?”

Dr Wallace had clasped his hands so tight that the whites of his knuckles were visible and if the look of unhappiness on his face were to be interpreted, he had drawn the short straw of having to hold this particular meeting.

Their own hands bound and secured for the safety of those around them, Jonathan and Edward wore identical expressions of bored passiveness as they surveyed each other and their would-be interrogator.

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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are in love, they don’t belong to Mofftiss. Bbc Sherlock is such a famous adaptation everytime we mention Sherlock Holmes and John Watson they think about that queerbaiting show. Please educate yourself the idea of them being in love didn’t start in bbc Sherlock, it’s started since the book was published