fun pig

[ @the-mic-drop this might not be what you had in mind, but I hope it’s satisfactory. also, I thank @nervmaid for this. ]

A rather sudden bang distracts Roadhog from his novel.

Dog-earing the page, he sets the worn book down on his belly and sighs through his mask. Two years of playing bodyguard has granted him enough experience to distinguish one bang from another. Explosions, while outside the norm for the everyday citizen, have a surprising array of sounds that Roadhog has become well acquainted with. If anyone cared to ask, he’s sure he could name every type of explosive he’s heard. In fact, it has come to the point where he could give a rough estimate on how much damage a bomb might inflict from its noise alone, and he supposes that might be an impressive feat if he weren’t so invested in making sure the creator of said bomb remains in one piece.

Fortunately for him (and his boss, he must concede), the bang does not belong to any sort of explosive.

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Seven loves to play with Yoosung’s hair. 

Because it’s longer than his, and it’s fun, and despite being bleached, Yoosung’s hair is SOFT. 

When Yoosung is at Seven’s house, and using his huge TV for gaming, that’s when Seven sneaks up on him. 99% of the time, Yoosung sits on the floor in front of the couch, and is too engulfed in what’s happening on the screen to notice Seven coming over and sitting behind him on the couch.

Seven takes advantage and reaches forward, pulling the clips out of Yoosung’s hair. He grins widely and starts combing his fingers through the blonde locks, messing up his bangs and hair. He hums happily and does all sorts of fun hair styles. 

Pig tails. Pony tail. Clips his bangs back, ruffles his hair so it’s flipped every which way. No matter what it’s adorable, and Yoosung doesn’t even look up from his game to see what’s become of his hair. 

Seven grips lightly at Yoosung’s hair and just tugs and scratches and plays and Yoosung loves it. It feels so nice. 

Once Seven pulls his hands away, Yoosung finally reacts with a whine. 

“Don’t stop~ It helps me hyper focus! And I have to focus on this next part cause it’s the boss level. Don’t let me down!” 

And Seven just perks up and starts to run his fingers in Yoosung’s hair again. 

“Aye, aye Captain Yoosung!” And he leans his head down to press a kiss against Yoosung’s hair. Because he just loves his scent. And that his hair is soft. He just loves everything about his cute, sweet heart. 

Drunk (Newt x Reader)

Originally posted by imwhe

Request:   you should do a story about how newt gets drunk for the first time and says some adorable shit to Y/N  - @imherefromninospizza (Bevvy/Bevin)

This was just a ton of fluff I threw on notebook paper in school eNJOY


Tina, Queenie, Jacob, and Newt decided to go the Blind Pig for fun one night.  (You wanted to stay at your apartment instead and read your new book).  Queenie and Jacob were sitting at the bar enjoying shots of gigglewater, Tina’s eyes were constantly flitting around to make sure there wasn’t a repeat of last time when Aurors tore up the place, and your boyfriend Newt was standing in a corner listening to the woman singing with a drink in hand.

**An hour later**

There was a knock at the door of your and Newt’s apartment.  You set your copy of Les Miserables down onto the coffee table and walk towards the door to answer it.  You turn the knob and flung it open.

There stood Tina and Jacob, with Newt wobbling and leaning on both of them.

“Newt here got a biiiit drunk,” said Tina, dragging out the ‘bit’.  “Queenie got tipsy and we already took her back to our apartment.”

You sighed.  Newt always did have a very low alcohol tolerance; but he usually didn’t drink much anyway, so this was new for you.  “Alright, I’ll take care of him.”

Tina and Jacob handed Newt over to you.  He nearly collapsed, but you managed to catch him and lug him into your shared room and onto your bed.

“Mmm… I’m *hic* fiiine…,” Newt slurred as you lay him down.

“No, you’re drunk,” you replied, and went into the bathroom to get a cold cloth.

Once you got back, you lightly pressed the cloth to Newt’s sweat-soaked forehead and cheeks.  As you did so, he brought up a hand and tucked a piece of loose hair behind your ear.

“You’re veeery pwettyyy.”

You smiled at his childlike action and pulled his hand back down onto the bed.  “You’re very sweet, baby, but you need to sleep.”

He frowned.  “Only if you cuddle with meee,” he whined.

You laughed and ruffled his hair, making him smile.  “Fine.  But take your shirt off, you’re a sweaty mess.”

“Nooo I just want to cuddlllle,” he slurred.

You shook your head.  “No cuddles until you take off your shirt.  I’ll help you if I have to.”

Newt was too intoxicated to process that last part, so you did indeed end up having to take his shirt off for him and throw it in the hamper.

You climbed under the covers and let Newt cuddle up to you, burying his head in your chest and slinging an arm around your waist, pulling you close.  You pet his hair and kissed his forehead.  Pretty quickly, soft snores were coming from Newt.

“Oh dear, you’re going to have quite the hangover in the morning.”


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Time for an Adventure Time everyone-is-teenage-humans-in-high-school-also-they-have-superpowers AU! Or a list of characters. I don’t know, I’m not a draw… person.


Kids Who Form A Superhero Group

Finn Mertens: A young man with grass powers that he has trouble controlling. Was adopted by the Madden family when he was very young, and has no information about his birth parents other than his surname. Wants to help people so much he starts a club about helping people.

Jake Madden: Finn’s older brother. A shapeshifter, and a furry in denial. Likes dogs a lot, and is aware that his surname comes from a word meaning “dog”. Supportive of Finn, but not as interested in helping people.

Simon Petrikov: An ice elemental, and Finn’s roommate. Has severe undiagnosed bipolar disorder; he thinks he has willpower issues, while his parents think he’s either acting out, or sulking, depending on what symptoms he’s currently showing. Also wants to help people, but not as strongly as Finn.

Bonnibel Bubblegum: A supergenius (That’s a power in this universe), and a latent candy elemental. Candy powers run in families; hence her surname. Interested in protecting people, but not above manipulating them.

Marceline Abadeer: The daughter of a human and a powerful demon, and Bonnibel’s roommate. Initially only seemed to have soul-sucking powers, which weren’t enough to get her into superpower boarding school, but later developed the ability to float off the ground. She got it from a vampire whose soul she ate, but that’s a secret. The fact that she’s fighting vampires is also a secret. Wants to protect a humanity that despises her from the shadows. (Humanity does not actually despise her)


Some Other Kids

BMo: A powerful reality warper, and much younger than the others. In school anyway because he’s a prodigy. Jake’s roommate. BMo is a nickname; his birth name is Byeon Woo-Jin. The B is from Byeon, but I don’t know where the Mo part came from yet. Fluent in English and Korean.

Sin Min-Ji: Lady Rainicorn, but Jake’s the only one who calls her that. A colour manipulator. Her parents dumped her at boarding school right after they moved from South Korea, and she initially doesn’t speak any English at all, which is very distressing to her. She learns to understand English eventually, but prefers not to speak it because it makes her anxious.

Lumusi-Sovanna-Princess Jones: Goes by LSP. Can float, but not very high. He name comes from her parents wanting her to have a very unique first name, and hitting the random button on a baby names website a few times. Basically just Lumpy Space Princess only not purple.

Phoebe Flame: The youngest and most powerful in a long line of fire elementals. As much a prodigy as BMo, but her father dealt with it by putting her under house arrest and not letting her talk to anyone outside the family. He was eventually convinced to let her go to school. Phoebe has poor social skills and a lot of repressed anger. Dates Finn for a while, then they break up under similar circumstances to canon.

Peppermint Butler: First name Peppermint, last name Butler. It’s a common name for candy elementals to give their children. A candy elemental like his parents, but also does some occult stuff on the side.

Earl Lemongrab: Candy elemental, and Bonnibel’s same-age uncle. Doesn’t get along with other candy elementals, and feels like he’s failing someone because of it. Angry, lonely, and easily overwhelmed.

Betty Grof: Random, unpowered teen from the nearby town. Becomes fascinated with superpowers after getting together with Simon. Wants to help him with his mental issues because his parents are in denial even after he’s diagnosed. Eventually apprentices herself to reclusive reality warper Magic Man, which doesn’t end well.

Gunter: Mystery student with cloning and mimic-shapeshifting powers. Quiet and a little terse. Friends with Simon. Secretly an amnesiac space monster from before time.

Gunther: No powers. Apprenticed to great ice elemental Urgence Evergreen, who he believes will give him powers. Evergreen has no intention of doing that, but he likes to string Gunther along so he’ll keep doing his laundry.

Tiffany Oiler: No powers. A childhood friend of Jake’s. They grew apart, but Tiffany is obsessed with regaining Jake’s friendship, to the point of posing as a slime elemental to get into Jake’s school.

Sweet Pig-Trunks: Has sporadic radioactive fire powers, but too young to be in school. His skeleton is made of the personification of mass extinction, but most people don’t know that.

Actually Not Kids in This AU Either

“Prismo” - Extremely powerful reality warper. Doesn’t like to use his powers on a large scale unless he really needs to. Friends with Jake.

Marion “Tree” Trunks - Older lady with no powers. Works at the boarding school as a cook. Generally well-liked. Sweet P’s mother.

“Magic Man” - Reality warper who messes with people for fun. Constantly on the run from the authorities, and likes to take assumed names. His real name is unknown. Sad about the time his wife got erased from existence; he’s the only one who even remembers her.