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The Zodiac Signs + Time

Thinks that time moves too fast: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Thinks that time moves too slow: Aries, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Has no concept of time whatsoever: Taurus, Leo, Aquarius

Dr. Seuss Quotes

Check sun & moon !!

Aries -

“Oh the things you can find, if you don’t stay behind!”

Taurus -

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”

Gemini -

“You are you. Now isn’t that pleasant.”

Cancer -

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”

Leo -

“So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!”

Virgo -

“Step with care and great tact, and remember that life’s a great balancing act.”

Libra -

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”

Scorpio -

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”

Sagittarius -

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Capricorn -

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

Aquarius -

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.“

Pisces -

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”

signs as underrated seventeen songs
  • idk if these are truly considered "underrated" but yknow
  • aries: 아낀다 adore u (vocal team ver.)
  • taurus: 만.세 man.sae (hiphop team ver.)
  • gemini: omg
  • cancer: 끝이 안보여 space
  • leo: ah yeah
  • virgo: 몰래 듣지 마요 don't listen in secret
  • libra: 유행가 hit song
  • scorpio: 이놈의 인기 still lonely
  • sagittarius: my i
  • capricorn: jamjam
  • aquarius: 떠내려가 drift away
  • pisces: 글쎄 i don't know
The Signs As Bad Jokes Told On Game Grumps
  • Aries: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
  • Taurus: A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
  • Gemini: I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... he said: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
  • Cancer: What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  • Leo: A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says: "A beer please, and one for the road!"
  • Virgo: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
  • Libra: De ja moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
  • Scorpio: A priest, a rabbi, and Muslim cleric walk into a bar. The cleric, having abstained from alcohol due to religious restrictions, does not drink, and his friends decide to do the same. They spend the night laughing and having a good time.
  • Sagittarius: A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they sensed the potential danger of the situation.
  • Capricorn: What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
  • Aquarius: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
  • Pisces: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Your Sun Sign Vs. Your Ascendant Sign Vs. Your Midheaven Sign

Your sun sign represents your basic personality, your ascendant, or your rising sign tells you what people think of you when they first meet you, and your midheaven sign determines your reputation to people you haven’t properly met.

Sun Sign: People who don’t know me well may not realize that I am  ____.

Aries: aggressive

Taurus: stubborn

Gemini: philosophical

Cancer: harsh with people I do not care for

Leo: hurt easily

Virgo: dutiful

Libra: idealistic

Scorpio: impulsive

Sagittarius: thoughtful

Capricorn: easily stressed

Aquarius: open-minded

Pisces: affectionate

Ascendant Sign: Casual friends, acquaintances, and people I don’t know very well think of me as ____.

Aries: active

Taurus: relaxed

Gemini: inquisitive

Cancer: easily concerned

Leo: loud

Virgo: picky

Libra: easy-going

Scorpio: private

Sagittarius: laid-back

Capricorn: confident

Aquarius: restless

Pisces: thoughtful

Midheaven Sign: I am generally known to be _____.

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