full house (us)

so my husband and i have been doing the house hunting thing for a bit now and we found one yesterday that we fell in love with. we put an offer in and should hear back today so if y'all could send up a prayer or whatever you believe in that the seller will accept the deal 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Dean and Lucah: [chanting] Team New Kids! Team New Kids!

ProtonJon: Team New Kids, huh? More like Team… uh… Losers!

McJones: Ugh, Jonathan, who let you in here?

ProtonJon: Not much.

McJones: …What?

ProtonJon: …I thought you were gonna say, ‘What are you looking at?’ and I was gonna say, ‘Not much.’ … Well, are you gonna say it?

McJones: No, Jonathan.

ProtonJon: Hey! The name’s not Jonathan!

Lucahjin: Oh my God are you gonna try to nickname yourself again?

ProtonJon: The name… is 'Than’.

Dean: The fuck kinda name is Than?

ProtonJon: It’s like 'Jonathan’, only shorter.

McJones: …Why wouldn’t you just go by Jon?

ProtonJon: 'Cause I don’t play by your rules, man!

Lucahjin: That’s dumber than the time you tried to get everyone to call you Uncle Jesse.

ProtonJon: Hey, that would’ve worked if you, Tim and Emile would’ve agreed to call yourselves 'The Rippers’.

Lucahjin: Stop trying to force your Full House references on us. You’re the only one who gets those!

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NaruSasu Fic: A Pair of Strays

The animal shelter!AU that no-one asked for. Your classic tale of crazy-cat-boy meets illegal-rescue-centre-owner and they fall in love. Enjoy!

Dedicated to @solochely just because. *blows kisses*

 “A Pair of Strays”

{When Sasuke met Naruto}

By the time he met Naruto for the first time, Sasuke already had four rescue cats living in his apartment and half a dozen neighbourhood strays who he fed regularly. So really, who was he to judge someone who spent all his time in an animal shelter obsessing over his charges…?

Sasuke had visited the ramshackle, run-down shelter as a last resort, when all the other vets on his list were too busy to help. There he found Naruto covered in a litter of baby foxes (“Kits, Sasuke, kits!!” he’d later insist) and blessedly, he agreed to treat Sasuke’s latest rescue. And so Elizabeth had survived, and Sasuke had fallen in love (even if it would be a long time before he admitted it).

It was only a few days later, when the two of them had stumbled into Naruto’s apartment blindingly drunk after celebrating Elizabeth’s recovery, that Sasuke realised what he’d actually gotten himself into. They were already half-naked, clothes strewn from the elevator to the front door, tearing at each other’s skin; Naruto was giggling against Sasuke’s mouth and gripping his hair tight through his fingers. Naruto tripped and Sasuke fell right down on top of him, drawing even more laughter from the blonde. Sasuke pushed himself up to sit more comfortably on Naruto’s hips, and that’s when he saw it.

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anonymous asked:

u say "all the way to coventry" but that's not that far from London really. When I saw all the way I was expecting like, Liverpool, or Newcastle, or Plymouth or something.

listen here dr pedantico i don’t know where anything is or how to gauge distances; the other day I thought I could make it downstairs to the kitchen but I got tired and ended up having to have a sit down in the hall for 10 minutes to gather enough strength so that I could inch towards the kettle and make tea