Headcanon that Guzma loves all Bug type Pokemon, regardless of how they look.
From the terrifying Golisopod to the Tastes-Like-Diabetes level of cute in Cutiefly, he doesn’t discriminate.
Speaking of Cutiefly, sometimes, if he’s in a super good mood, a swarm of them appear and linger around him for a bit. Harming them leads to severe repercussions, although he will let his grunts catch them if they want one and swear to take care of it.
Context: The DM, the Warlock’s player, and I (the Paladin) were hanging out in Discord, talking about our campaign OOC and playing video games. My Paladin’s rather romantically minded, and the Warlock has been flirting with her, so OOC we were joking about how to get them together. The Warlock’s basically a magical purple cowboy.
Warlock: So can my character get a harmonica?
Paladin: I mean, you’re not proficient in it so you’d get it and just be like FWEEEEEE
Warlock: Well, how would you feel about me making Performance checks with disadvantage? Harmonica is pretty easy to learn.
DM: Uh….hmmm. Maybe. I’ll say that it won’t take you the full 250 days and gold to learn how to play it.
Warlock: Eh, it’ll be worth it. One day I’ll be able serenade my lovely Tanra with romantic harmonica ballads.
Paladin (Tanra): I think harmonica is pretty much the least romantic instrument you could learn!
Warlock: That’s okay, I have 20 charisma, I’ll make it work.
I mentioned I was having a hard day and six hours later came home to my girlfriend having cleaned the bathroom, built an end table, purchased my favorite wine and a peace lily, and lit a candle in time for me to totally melt + use a patchouli bath bomb.
- Stevie always fitted the top hat, in my opinion, and you can never rip her away from that tambourine. She is our gypsy queen, full of gold dust, and more enchanting than all the Rhiannons and landslides in the world.