full body costume

...ok, I’ve wondered about this since I was a little kid.

So, the gang’s tracked down the bad guy to his spooky mansion, and are hiding from him/looking for clues.

And he’s a pretty distinctive guy, correct? Oversized olive-green jacket, matching pants, green skin, grey hair, huge chin, weird hat.

He’s basically like if someone cosplaying the Gorton’s Fisherman–

–fell in a vat of pea soup.

So, given all these distinctive features, and also while hiding in said spooky mansion…

how the heck did the gang get three exact outfits to look just like him?

…each perfectly tailored to their size?

complete with identical replica masks?

The show doesn’t even try lampshade it. I’d bet good money the screenplay just says:

“Enter VELMA, DAPHNE, and FRED, each with a full-body costume of MR. HYDE. Why? Because reasons, that’s why. Deal with it.”

A guy in my Spanish V class showed up one day in a full-body banana costume, and when the teacher asked him why he said “because I felt like a banana today.”

This same guy would break out in song whenever someone accidentally said a song title or lyric that he knew of. He had a pretty good voice, too. So one time we’re getting ready to watch our “edutainment” PBS telenovela, as one does on Fridays in Spanish V. (It was called Destinos, and all I really remember from it is this sexy Argentinean dude impressing a lady with cut vegetable sculptures. But I digress.) Senora tells the class that today’s episode of Destinos is called “Inolvidable.” She asks if anyone can tell us what the means in English, then looks right at our singing banana friend like “ahem?

“Um… it means ‘unforgettable,’ right?” he said. Which is correct. But he said it. He didn't sing it.

And this tiny, very stern lady, just shy of retirement age, actually stamped her foot in frustration like a little kid. She’s like, “Really??? The ONE TIME I actually WANT you to sing? ‘Unforgettable’! Come on! Have you NEVER heard of Nat King Cole???”

  • Ladybug: [Sees the Bubbler; an akuma with a full-body costume--whose skin tone and eyes are completely different than Nino's.]
  • Ladybug: [Gasp] Nino! He's been akumatized--gotta transform!
  • Ladybug: [Sees Carapace; literally Nino with a hood.]
  • Ladybug: ???? I don't ?????? New miraculous h older?? MhMMmmmmmm? So mysterious??? Who is it??? F*ck...The world will never know...
GOT7 On Cutthroat Kitchen

A.N. I love this show and if you haven’t seen it’s literally that show you scream at the tv. Even though it’s just suppose to be 4 contestants on each episode imagines it’s seven for this one lol

T.W. Cuss words 


JB:

  • Literally only doing this because he wants the money
  • And to prove that he’s a better cook out of the other chiefs
  • His plan is to save his money unless one of the other dumbasses gives him a sabotage
  • Will definitely give the death glare to someone who grabs the ingredients he needs before he can get it.
  • Wants to literally throw a frying pan at Jackson because he won’t stop complaining about how this dish isn’t organic enough and people just want to ruin him
  • Makes it to the final round but doesn’t win because his last one was such a letdown compared to his other dishes
  • Only reason was because Youngjae made him make a cake with no flour and eggs. 

Mark

  • Amateur chef that loves to cook but never has done it professionally but thinks he has potential so he could win this
  • So he’ll just want to have fun over anything 
  • He says he doesnt want to win but he’s lying
  • Forgot to grab one of the main ingredients so plans to buy the sabotage to ruin everyone else’s chances.
  • Will spend about $2,000-$5,000 for a sabotage
  • But if he’s given one, he’ll rock that shit.
  • Get eliminated the second round cause it wasn’t bad but it lacked a little bit more seasoning plus his plating looked terrible

Jackson:

  • The one that everyone loves so much in the beginning but people will start to give the “are you serious?” look to him
  • His the struggling back story about his life before he discovered the organic lifestyle
  • Will spend 20 minutes talking about that “struggling back story” but the show producers decide to cut it out cause it was not as important compared to the show itself
  • Screams while running to grab the ingredients 
  • Panics when people starts spending their money so he screams numbers out loud 
  • Starts yelling in all the languages he knows, just because the timer is freaking him out. He got eliminated after the first round.
  • “I can’t do this but I’m still gonna do it.” That’s his motto from the show or well the only round he was on.

Jinyoung:

  • “Hi, my name is Park Jinyoung and I’m a full time mother of six and I  love to cook for my children all the time, even though I want to murder them.”
  • He literally can’t cook fancy shit like everyone else but can make good home cook meals
  • He excels in desserts though, cause sweets is what makes his kids shut up.
  • Doesn’t care about the sabotages like he’s a mother of six!? Like nothing is bad compared to them especially if he’s cooking against them
  • Like if Bambam wins the sabotage, Jinyoung will give him the death glare and wont get that sabotage.
  • But will throw a fit that Yugyeom spend $3,000 for Jinyoung to wear a dinosaur costume for the second round 
    • a reason why he got eliminated was because he almost caught on fire, who knew full body costumes could catch on fire so easily.
  • Get’s mad at that and pays to take away Yugyeom’s knifes 
  • “GOOD LUCK CUTTING THAT STEAK WITHOUT A KNIFE DUMBASS.”

Youngjae:

  • Aw this poor chief is the newbie to the whole scene and everyone loves him but wants to ruin him
  • Makes a scared face when he’s grabbing food products
  • He suddenly forgets how to make mac n cheese and starts panicking
  • Either way he got a sabotage and had to cook with fake processed food but he made it work and wanted to give the middle fingers to all them assholes
  • Wins the judge over his gorgeous smile even though he’s about to ruin all these bitches
  • Spends a total of $12,000 in this round and just giggles when he gives everyone their “surprises” for the second round. 
  • JB had to cook in a tiny kitchen, Mark had to cook with science instruments, Jinyoung and Yugyeom can’t cook until 10 minutes has passed
  • He wins the whole thing and just does this sweet evil laugh 

Bambam:

  • The hipster chief that isn’t even a chief, he just has a instagram dedicated to food so in his mind he’s a chief
  • Legit doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
  • He just wants the money
  • Like he knew he wasn’t going to win but he wanted to know what it’s like to hold $25,000 in one hand.
  • Doesn’t cook everything properly and even if he did the saltbae thing, it wasn’t enough seasoning
  • Safe to say his ass is eliminated after the first round
  • “This was fun, can’t wait to make a video of this and post it on youtube. Maybe I’ll get a shit ton of views. Watch out for your bbooooiii Double B. Ha! good night.”

Yugyeom:

  • Literally that snooty chief that thinks he’s going to win
  • Mid way through the first round he starts to lose his cool because why are the other chiefs good!? Like wtf!??
  • He makes his plating looks fancy as fuck like it would deserve to be on Bambam’s instagram feed
  • He literally screams and wants to throw a fork at Bambam for taking a picture of his food and not focusing on the challenge.
  • To piss JB and Jinyoung out he takes out all of the ingredients they would need for the challenge but will slip some of them into Youngjae’s basket. 
  • When Jinyoung took away his knifes he was planning on murdering him backstage.
  • Makes a mad confused wtf face when he didn’t go to the third round like his plate was a million times prettier compared to Youngjae’s and JB’s.
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I was looking for Star Wars costumes as my family and I are in Orlando for Halloween this year and wanted to do a family costume thing…
While looking at the options, I decided to look at chewbacca as my sister wanted to see what there was. As you can see, there is a huge difference between the male and female costume, and it’s completely unnecessary?
It just made me so angry, especially as the full body costumes are mostly marketed towards men.

Yuri on Ice interview translation - Pash! 2016/12 (p16-17)

This is an interview with Chacott’s Yuiko Sagiri that was published on Pash! Dec. 2016 issue. Chacott is a brand that mostly makes dance costumes/clothing/accessories, but they happen to create costumes for figure skating as well. She was in charge to come up with the designs for the original costumes appeared in the anime.

Usually I only post text, without images, and I was wondering what to do with this article, because it’s not as easy to understand without pictures. They have most of them on their blog too, but they’re all in different pages and it would have been a pain to link, therefore in the end I decided to include pictures taken from the magazine. Please understand that the pictures are only for reference and are not meant to be high quality scans (in fact I just took them with my phone and fixed them a little).

Since the post is heavier than usual because of the pictures I tried to use a cut for the first time. Maybe I should do it for long interviews as well…

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Favourite Screen Costumes || Lucrezia’s red festival outfit (Da Vinci’s Demons [2013]: 1x01 - The Hanged Man)

Costumes by: Annie Symons

when i was 6 years old my 16 year old sister and her friend babysat me one night and that Stephen King ‘It’ miniseries was airing as a back-to-back event thingy and they made me watch the entire thing with them and it mentally scarred me for the rest of my life to a literally ridiculous degree 

i couldn’t be left alone to take a shower or bath bc the drain on the tub didn’t have a grate over it and there was a scene where Pennywise like..pulls open a shower drain loony-toons style with claymation and shit so i was 100% convinced that Pennywise was going to open the drain and pull me down so for the next three years my mom had to sit on the floor while i showered otherwise i’d have a hysterical panic attack about clowns sucking my bath toys into the sewers

and one time we went to a cony island-type restaurant that brought a balloon to the tables with kids (or i guess if someone just really wanted one) and i could see the waitress coming down the isle with one and started hyperventilating and my mom whipped her head around and saw what i was freaking out about and had to run over to this poor waitress and explain ‘my kids a moron whos afraid of balloons please do not’

i had to be persuaded to walk over the curb because i was Very Sure Pennywise was going to grab my ankles from the sewer openings so i would either walk really far down the sidewalk to be out of grabbing range or i’d jump from the edge of the curb to be as far from the sewer as i could be and run to the other side 

one of my distant relatives had gotten me a beautifully crafted porcelain faced clown stuffed figure about half my height for my birthday one year,it seriously must have cost a bunch, but i didn’t find out about it until months later bc my mom hid it in the coat closet and forgot so when i went to grab my fall shoes out of the closet IT WAS THERE FUCKING LOOKING OUT AT ME FROM THE SHADOWS BETWEEN THE COATS and i screamed bloody murder and TOOK THE FUCK OFF OUT THE FRONT DOOR sobbing and freaking out and my mom comes running with a knife thinking there was a kidnapper or something then see’s the doll in the closet and has to go retrieve her moron child from the front lawn and explain i had to pretend i loved the gift bc it was from a family member and my mom didn’t have the heart to tell her i hated clowns

i think she donated it to another family member bc i’ve never seen it again

this fear also extended to anyone in a full-body costume. the kind that totally obscures their face like even a sports mascot or something. so one year we’re at this neat ‘winter village’ christmas place and walk out of the candy shop and i see a dude in a shitty snowman outfit and got so scared i pulled my mom back into the candy shop with such force i nearly dislocated her arm and it took 15 minutes of convincing to get me to RUN FULL SPEED to the car and throw myself in the backseat. 

BUT THE REAL TREAT IS MY GRANDPA AND UNCLE WHERE HOBBYIST CLOWNS FOR A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL.

 they had some amount of fame in the small town they did ‘clowning’ in. like my grandpa even got in the local news paper for his contributions to city events and shit. they where both Very Sad that i had an all encompassing fear of clowns, and one year for my birthday they had a super great idea (not sarcastic, it was actually a great idea) to have me sit in the makeup room with them while they did their clown makeup, wigs, and costumes for my party. see! great idea! the whole time i was totally fine, at first when the greasepaint went on i was a little unsettled but they talked and joked with me the whole time and by the time they where ready to put on their costumes and my mom came to take me to sit at The Super Special Birthday Table everyone had breathed a sign of relief that i was Officially Cured of Clown Hate.

 ten minutes go by

i am all smiles and happy and yay birthday! when my grandpa and uncle both come out in full clown costume no one expected my little child brain to revert back to Absolute Primal Terror Mode as i started crying and slid under the table to cower and hide. my poor poor grandfather tried to get me out from the under the table and im told i almost broke his nose.

they tried so hard. they did their best. but my brain would not accept these impostors as my uncle and grandfather. i think that was the moment my family was entirely convinced i had a Problem and clowns where forever banned from my vicinity. 

so i am extremely excited for the new It movie to come out even if it turns out to be a total shit stain of a movie i am legit very stoked for it and my entire family is VERY NOT 

Trick or Treat (Modern Halloween AU Kristanna Ficlet, Rated T)

“Trick or treat!”

The burly blonde man waited until the gaggle of zombie children were out of earshot to voice his frustrations.

“I fucking hate Halloween.”

Despite the chilly evening air, he had already begun to sweat in his fleece reindeer kigurumi; his roommate and oldest bro, Sven, was dressed in a matching full-body snowman costume.

“The party tonight is gonna be lit,” the brown-haired man crooned, downing the rest of his beer. “No kids allowed.”

Kristoff sighed. “I don’t think I’m gonna go.”

“But Cassie’s gonna be there.”

Kristoff groaned. “She’s your girl, Sven, not mine.”

“Whatever, man, she’s still a cool chick.” Sven shrugged and sauntered off to the kitchen for another beer, leaving Kristoff alone at his seat in the front doorway.

It was then that he heard the sound of high-heeled shoes making their way up the drive; when he peered into the semi-darkness he could see a tall, pale-haired woman dressed in a skimpy, medieval costume walking towards him, flanked by another woman, with strawberry-blonde hair. Whereas the pale woman’s costume was obviously meant to be sexy, complete with thigh-high stockings and garters, the other woman’s was almost childish, floor-length and made of gaudy pink satin, with a pointed hat and veil on her head. She looked like a cartoon come to life; the sight of her intrigued him.

“Trick or treat,” the women cried in unison upon approaching Kristoff, holding out their buckets to him. The blonde man raised a questioning eyebrow, but reached into his bowl for some candy to give anyway.

He dropped a couple pieces into the pale-haired woman’s bucket first, who thanked him with a curtsy before leaving, but he paused when the strawberry-blonde woman held her bucket out to him.

“Aren’t you two a little… old to be trick or treating?”

The woman giggled and Kristoff couldn’t help but smile; she had an adorable-sounding laugh. “Yeah, I know it’s pretty bizarre. My sister’s been away at college for a few years, so now that she’s back she’s trying to reclaim our lost childhood… or something. I get chocolate either way, so it’s a win-win for me.”

She shrugged. “Besides, I’m only 18. Not that old, right?”

Kristoff grinned wider. “I’m Kristoff. What’s your name?”

“Anna.” She held out the hand that wasn’t holding the handle of her candy bucket to him, and he took it with a gentle shake. Her palm was soft, and warm, and it sent tingles up his arm when she squeezed his own hand lightly.

Kristoff managed to pull his hand back and gestured towards where her sister had disappeared to. “What are you guys supposed to be?”

“She’s a sexy evil queen, and I’m–”

“A Disney princess?”

Anna hummed in confirmation and tucked a stray tendril of strawberry-blonde hair behind her ear. “And you are… a reindeer?”

Kristoff beamed proudly. “Yup. Made it myself for a Christmas party last year. Figured I should try to get more use out of it.”

He wiggled his body back and forth then, jingling the bells on the collar around his neck and causing Anna to giggle again; he really liked the sound of her laugh.

“Well, I should be going,” Anna mused, offering him a smile. “It was nice meeting you, Kristoff.”

She waved at him before spinning on her heel to leave, skipping down the drive.

Sven reappeared beside his roommate then, sucking on a lollipop, and the two men watched her go.

“You aren’t going to get her number?”

Kristoff rolled his eyes. “Dude, don’t even start–”

“Dude,” Sven interrupted, clapping a hand on his buddy’s back. “If you don’t tap that, I will.”

“Shut up.”

“Go on, ya big ass baby.” With that he snatched the bowl of candy from his hands, and practically shoved Kristoff through the door and down the front porch step.

“Anna, wait!” he shouted after her.

The woman called by name stopped and turned around to see Kristoff jogging up to her on the sidewalk.

“Oh, Kristoff. Hey.”

“Um, I was just wondering, if you’re not doing anything later–” Kristoff rubbed the back of his head awkwardly; he was terrible at talking to girls– especially one as pretty as Anna. “My roommate and I were going to go to this dumb party, but I think I’m just going to stay home and watch scary movies… if you’d like to join me?”

He shrunk back then, waiting for her inevitable rejection, but she only smiled wider at him.

“I’d love to.”

“Y-you would?”

“Yes,” Anna said affirmatively, affectionately. Her blue eyes sparkled at him. “I’ll be back around eleven, then?”

“Yeah, eleven,” Kristoff agreed.

“Okay, great.” She bid him goodbye with a little waggle of her fingers before turning to leave to catch up with her sister. Kristoff watched her go with a goofy grin; not even Sven’s snide remarks when he returned to the house could kill his good mood.

He fucking loved Halloween.

Contains: Public wetting

Lillian (or Lilli for short) was a seventeen year old competitive dancer. She had been dancing for fifteen years, spent four years in pre-competitive dance and has spent seven years in competitive dance. The girl has at least sixty costumes, most tight and hard to get off.

Lilli was at a competition for the rest of the week, as she had multiple dances to pull off in those days. The first competition of the season was always the easiest but was always the most nerve racking. She had four dances that week, one group, one trio, one duet, and one solo.

Her group dance was a jazz dance that consisted of long, knee high dresses in a dark green with black lining. They wore black gloves, black tights and black jazz shoes. The dress was harder to take off than it looked. Her trio was a bit different. A free dance that had no shoes and a black and blue ceiquined body full body costume. The duet was a purple suit jacket, tie and black bodysuit for tap and the solo was a white bodysuit and pair of light blue leggings along with a ribbon tied around her neck. As much as she loved this costume to bits, it no longer was her favorite after this experience.

As a dancer, she was always busy. Her small bladder didn’t help either. She would warm up by performing sautés and stretching out her body. She constantly kept her body warm, dark a lot of juice type drinks and water to keep herself hydrated and refused to give herself breaks.

Lilli had just changed when a sudden shock ran through her body. She had to pee. Badly. Of course, her solo was in about three dances, so it’s not like she would have the time to completely strip. She walked up the stairs to the backstage area, tying the ribbon and doing a little “potty dance”. No one commented.

Lilli dreaded the moment she felt herself leak. Just a small drip, drip, drip. Not visible. Yet. As soon as she was about to finally say she had to use the restroom badly, they began announcing her. Great.

Lilli’s breath shook as she regained posture and walked out onto the stage. She placed her hands on her hips as the music began playing. The dance was the worst thing possible for someone with an already overflowing bladder. Acro. The flexibility and gymnastics tricks the dancers preformed.

Stretching her body into the splits, she could feel herself beginning to leak once again. ‘White bodysuit… light pants!’

Lilli kept repeating that over and over in her mind as she finished the dance, bolting off stage and running through the halls, attempting to find the restrooms. She ended up in a backstage area for the downstairs stage where they kept props and such.

Pain raced through her body as she began to squeeze her legs together and hold herself with her hands. Lilli let out shaky breaths as she looked around desperately, possibly fir something to pee in. No use. But what she did spot was a corner hidden amongst some costumes. A corner. Privacy. That’s all she wanted.

Lilli began climbing through the props and such as she felt more and more pee leak out of her as she stepped. The poor girl whimpered and let out tears as this had never happened to her before. Scared, Lilli knew the corner was to far back. She ended up crouching down on a prop that happened to be a chair. One of those hard plastic chairs.

She sat down and tapped her feet, planning to run out to a restroom as soon as the desperation stopped for a minute. Bad choice. Sitting down caused her to leak more, making her spring up and begin walking away from the room.

With every small step she took, pee would leak down through the bodysuit to her legs. She continued this until she noticed a dark blue line down her right thigh. She panicked, causing her to release more pee and thicken and drawn the line. Soon enough, there was a good sized patch on her thigh and croch area.

She continued walking until she was crying from the embarrassment, pain and fear as she reached the dressing rooms, hoping to be able to slip her team wear pants over the marks, to hide it. But that didn’t go as planned either.

As soon as she walked into the dressing room, her teammate grabbed her shoulders, scaring her and making her shout. The girl laughed before falling silent as the patterning of pee hitting the ground rang out and the sobs of Lilli could be heard.

Lost { After Story } | Jumin x MC Fanfic

Fandom: Mystic Messenger (MysMe)

Pairing: Jumin Han x Reader/MC/You

Summary: This is an After Story of Lost as requested by these two wonderful people!!! uvu I give my shoutouts to Cyzuutan and this anon. why did you go on anon tho let me love you

The story takes place after the series of events from the Finale.

Genre: Angst and Fluff, you’ve been warned!

a/n: thank you so much for loving the mini-fic series of Jumin and MC (you). i hope i can write so much more like these things in the future!!! please continue to support me. and i love your ideas btw lolol thank you for requesting such! please have fun with this fic, you two wonderful people~ hope to see you in my new fic series! i felt all the support for jumin on this fic that’s why i hold it dear to my heart~ thank you once again! have a great day! ovo


“…she will have a sensitive pregnancy. I suggest you make the choice now, Mr. Han. Would you like to go through it or not?” I felt my world shattered when our family physician informed about her situation. This is what we both wanted—to have a family of our own. And this is how it’s going to be?

“Are you telling me to choose between my wife and child, Doctor?” I couldn’t help the hurt that’s going evident on my tone. This is what we’ve dreamed of. This is what we wanted. A family.

Why is it that I can’t have both? Why do I have to choose?

“We traced the reason between her conditions. She seemed to have undergone excessive drug intake and an accident, yes? From her records, she was in a car accident and was forced to take memory repressing drugs as well. And it all happened a year ago? This is all so fresh, Mr. Han. A year will not be enough to recover from such trauma. And your wife… she’s fragile. I’m afraid that… you really need to choose.”

I couldn’t swallow the lump on my throat. How can I face her now? The doctor asked that I’m the only one he needs to talk to and that I should relay it carefully to my wife.

I couldn’t bear to see her suffer. I… I can’t let her go through such pain. If this is what needs to be done to save her, I will.

Anything for her.

I have decided.

The day I told her about what will happen if we will go through her pregnancy, she cried. It was ultimately painful for me to see her suffer with the information and that I couldn’t do anything about it. Why was I not born with the capabilities to save lives? I would have traded anything just to do so.

I told her that her health is more important. If the fetus itself is going to kill her slowly inside, then we’ll have to get rid of it.

The child she carries that I never even met is mine. It is my own flesh and blood. But I can’t lose her. I love her too much. This time, not again.

That night, I cried.

Why can’t I have both? Is it a greedy wish? I wanted to ask that someone who is told to be guiding all life on earth. Why are you making us experience this? Why, of all people, my wife?

If I have sinned against you, why are you not delivering your punishment to me? Why are you making the people around me suffer? I don’t understand. I didn’t want to understand.

If only I can take her pain and bear it with me, I will.

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DCMK Tropes → Kuroba Kaito

Master of Disguise: He can switch between perfect full body costumes at a moment’s notice. In one case, he goes from Nakamori to Genta (a young child) to Kaito Kid to random police guy within minutes, all with the appropriate clothing, perfectly imitated voices and even the stamp on his cheek that Nakamori previously placed on everyone in the room except him.

We talked recently about the dire situation going on in The Philippines where President Rodrigo Duterte has declared open season on drug dealers, drug users, drug enablers and anyone who has seen the first five minutes of Blow. Police (and regular citizens) gun down people suspected of being involved in the country’s massive drug trade and, as of September, over 2,400 people are dead as a result of this drug war– that’s a goddamn genocide. But what of the children? They also need to be warned that drugs are bad for you (because the police will gun you down on the street if you touch them). But how do you make a genocidal macho autocrat who calls other world leaders “son of a bitch” and UN experts “stupid” kid-friendly? Well, why don’t you ask President Rodrigo’s puppet surrogate?

Defiling the ghost of Jim Henson, the President has put together a puppet show about himself and the chief of police battling drug dealers, then toured it around for schoolchildren.

Human history has seen a lot of fucked up abuses of power, but at least up until this point no bloody regime has ever had the bright idea of turning their executions into a Saturday morning breakfast cartoon (with an upcoming comic book to boot). But the real mascot of the regime is none other than a full body costumed mascot resembling police chief Ronald “Rock” dela Rosa, who will rhythmically gyrate away any human rights concerns you might have.

7 Goofy Cartoon Mascots (For Truly Horrible Things)