fuk k

WE ARE ALIIIIIIIVE!

(BREATHES IN DEEP)

AH, DEM AIR. I’M BREATHING IT. BREATHING IT GOOD.

U P D A T E S (bc you love us, probably…)

  • bokura ga tsugai ni naru made ch5 - translated by @shinashiz, japanese proofed by @ferrets847, initial eng proofed by @xmyp, cleaned by @astaroth-trd, and currently being typesetted by @laladubulove
  • shounen no kyoukai ch5 - DOOOOOOONE. wait, you think i’m lying. yo….

WE DOOONE. basically??? translated by moi, @chottohenkamo, and the lovely, sweet @leighsyd (who without her, we’d never finish this thang). cleaned by @zabvie. typesetted by moi and @kuzma-lidochkajust needs to be final english proofed, bc bless my english grammar. i know we said we’ll post releases depending on the order from the polls, but at this point… fuck that lol. you’ll see THIS suuuuper frickin lickin smack dem asssesss soon! and hopefully bokura soon after!

  • youchi na koi wo doushiyou ch5 - typesetting…. well, soon….. whenever i can snatch ‘dem trans from my translator (the awesomely, fast @kyonkichi136, i’m sure it’s beautiful, just give it to me already lol!!). cleaning finished yet again by @astaroth-trd!
  • sutenaide my hero ch2 - cleaning is done thanks to our proofreader @zzeroh, currently being translated by @ferrets847.
  • unmei no kisu wa oazuke ch4 - translation done by @kyonkichi136, initial proof by @xmyp, cleaning currently being worked on by @zzeroh
  • daikirai ch 4-6 + extra - currently being translated by @misakikaneko! cleaned completely done (since forevers ago lol) by @umbrellatp!

SO YEAH. WE’RE DOING STUFF IN THE BG. I’M JUST A LAZY ASS FOR NOT POSTING HERE OFTEN. WELP.

LGBT mythical creatures

Asexual mermaids who just like to swim n sing at sailors and lure them to their deaths when they’re disrespectful

Lesbian werewolf packs bc “fuck ur alpha mentality and straight white boy tropes”, instead if periods they can change into wolves at will and will Fuk u up k

Gay vampires who just wanna hold hands n chill while trying to stay away from garlic n the sun tbh

Bisexual witches who love boys n girls n potions n their spells considered “dark n gay”

Trans angels/demons who are literally so tired of fighting eachother n want to just look like cute patoots

non binary centaurs who could care less about anything unless it’s the forest or stars

Aromantic psychics who just wanna be bffs with everyone and help with future plans like maybe ur financial investments

Someone talk to me about this ok,,, feel free to add more

@spacexualkids

Yuuri!!! on Ice as: Lemme Smash Quotes

Viktor: “You want sum fuk?”

Yuuri K.: “Lemme smash. Please.”

Yuri P.: “Your tail is smol.”

Otabek: “Wrong stick”

Minako: “Go find Becky.”

Minami: “You want yellow? She doesn’t want yellow…”

Christophe: “You want sum tail? Flick.”

Emil: “Bitches love sticks”

Sara: “Ron, I’m leaving.”

Michele: “Peck. Peck.”

Georgi: “Now Becky is smashin Ben”


Mod Goldie: Lemme know if I missed anyone, and I’ll add them in.

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@autopsy-juice I LOVE YOU ♥ 
And here in my timeline, it’s already your birthday so… TAKE THIS! 
I’m sure you will find a use for them. @v@ 

A bunch of Sanzu’s emoticons @cursetale

Anyway, I’ve never been really good at expressing myself, it’s even worse in english. But I really want to add more words (HOW2WORDSFUK #Ifeelyousanzu) on this post.
You deserve so much @A@ 

I knew you since more than an half year now and I wonder how I’ve been able to busy my day before to know you. (this is crazy)
My heart is always wanting to spend more time around you! I wish I don’t need to sleep often, ahaha. Or better, I wish that I dont leave so far away beyond oceans! 

Anyway, even if we knows eachother since this little amount of time, I know that you are now a whole part of my life and I wont be able to be the person I am today without you. You have such a great influence on me just by being yourself so, never change dude! You’re cool. And I love you.

(is that cheesy? I never know when I am °v° Anyway, just take this, it’s been made with all my love for you)

wanna chat? pt 6

on ao3

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6

i’m taking a fanfic break but i don’t reeeaaaaaalllllllllllly consider this fanfic so it’s ok. and i’m taking a break from my short stories which got…dark.

anyway. i mention this weird commercial a bunch and it’s this one that i keep seeing late at night?? and i wrote down random comments i had on my phone and BOOM! alya.

also???? what is this plot doing in my crack????????? why is there even the smallest bit of plot and continuity what’s happening

enjoy? i don’t know?


3:15 AM

rockin’ the beats: you think lb and cn will let me tag along to punch hawk moth in the face?  

the real ladybug™: sign me tHE FUCK UP
thIS IS BULLSHIT

3:27 AM

the real ladybug™: u think i could start outsourcing ladyblog stuff 2 ppl who dont have curfew cuz like
this is cramping my groove

rockin’ the beats: ‘cramping your groove’??????

the real ladybug™: ye cramping my groove
got a problme with it m. off the chain??

rockin’ the beats: fuck you

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

FUCK KARLEY IM SUCH A SINNEr fuck ok like Alex does have a mommy link but like u said it's super lowkey but just as fucking hot cause he's got that voice so deep u feel it in the clit u kno ok so you'd just be riding him into the fuckin sunset and saying nasty shit to him like "you like when i pin you down and use you?" and FUK K he'd just drag his nails down your ass and say in the HOTTEST voice "yes ma'am i love it when you use me" theN YOUD BUST 28 NUTS I HAVE TO BATHE IM SORURHR

IMAGINE PINNING HIS WRISTS TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AND DIRTY TALKING TO HIM AND FUCK ALEX WOULD FUCKING CUM EVERYWHERE BYE

The new despair arc episode in a nutshell

Natsumi: “im not bitter about being placed here nope fuck you guys”

Sato: “fuck you bitch you hurt my girlfriend”

Koizumi: “No dont hurt my girlfriend”

Hajime: “Help”

Chiaki: “You dont need a talent to be happy you fuck dont become izuru just be normal holy shit literally everyone has told you this”

Hajime: “k”

juzo: “fuk u and ur entire life”

hajime: “im sad now ;_;”

hajime: “make me izuru”

literally everyone: “fucking god dammit hajime”

Also twilight syndrome happened somewhere in there but the episode rushed so fast i didnt really notice