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Today in Free!

  • Jaw? So like

  • Jaw or

  • ????

  • Nagisa, what are you talking about? I don’t see any-

  • oh

  • The Reigisa is strong in this one

  • The quality here is too damn high. Am I even watching anime anymore

  • Kyoani, I am so onto you right now

  • Momo you cutie

  • YOU MAKE ME HAPPY

  • Rin-senpai, does your anaconda want these buns?

  • Nagisa are you just reading off the menu

  • It’s called Australian swag, mate

  • NAGISA YOU CUTIE

  • Who said this was okay. WHO IN KYOANI APPROVED OF THIS. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND I’M CRYING AND THANKS A LOT KYOANI

  • So is that season three of Free! confirmed or

  • …I’ll take that as a yes

  • ok i know this isn’t relevant, but i’ve been staring at this picture for the last ten minutes and boy, what is that red thing on your shoulder for

  • are you haru number 2

  • are you haru’s long-lost parents?

  • Nagisa’s riding on an orca
  • Makoto is an orca
  • Nagisa’s riding on a Makoto
  • …so all this time, the only true ship was Makogisa

  • Wait. Golden butterflies? I’ve seen these before…

  • …oh
  • ok haru. If you don’t want to see your long-lost-finally-found-parents to die again and again before your eyes, be trapped on an island by mysterious forces, and be forced to lick the shoe of a hundred year old creepy lady, I advise you not to chase after those butterflies. Seriously. You might meet Beatrice, the thousand year old witch. Or worse. You’ll find Maria. 

  • ///////hysterical sobbing in the distance

  • Rin you monster
  • But hey, at least now I know they were talking about Jaws the movie.

  • must suppress…urge to make….immature joke

  • You can’t, Coach Sasabe! One of us drew a dong, and we don’t want you to know who

  • All these hot bishies and Haru’s just chilling in the corner. Ok, Haru. You go do your thing, I guess…

  • OMG

  • OMG

  • So since there are five, they obviously represent Haru, Mako, Rin, Nagisa, and Rei. But considering Nagisa and Rei are the only ones still actually together, they should be the two birds connected together 
  • …so does this make Reigisa canon now?

  • omg these ads

  • OMG THESE ADS. “FOOT SHOES” I AM DONE

  • Well this is it. It’s the end. Guess my life’s over now. Well, it was nice knowing you guys
  • Seriously Kyoani, I signed up for hot swimming boys and instead, I get a heart-wrenching, tear-jerking story on friendship and dreams
  • REALLY KYOANI, WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY

Popping the Question

SouMako Week, Day 5

Prompt: Established Relationship

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7

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“So, Makoto.” Sousuke clears his throat. 

It’s Halloween night. But that’s not what this is about. Because the rest of his life is on the line. 

But…

          …but…

                      …but…

He’s basically broke and he doesn’t have much to offer. But…he has to try, right?

After all, they’ve been dating for three years and Mako’s had no qualms about his financial status before.

Sousuke reaches into his pocket and pulls something out.

“Sousuke, what are you-”

The man in question gets down on one knee. 

Makoto blushes, hiding his head in his hands. “This can’t be happening.”

“Makoto,” Sousuke says, lightly tapping his boyfriend’s elbow to get his attention. 

Out of embarrassment, Makoto refuses to look at Sousuke. But he can hear something incredibly noisy. Like plastic.  

Is he getting something else out of his pocket?

“Makoto,” Sousuke repeats. “Will you…marry me?”

“Yes!” Makoto cries out, tears streaming down his face. He makes to hug Sousuke when, suddenly, he stops in his tracks. 

“…”

Did Sousuke really just offer him a red Ring Pop as the engagement ring?

Astrological Compatibility

Pairing: Soumako

Description: In which Makoto Gets Obsessed with Astrology

“Sousuke,” Makoto yells out across the hallway. “Come here." 

"What?” Sousuke saunters in the room, dripping from his shower. Rubbing a towel over his hair, he asks his boyfriend, “Is there something wrong?”

“Well, you know how it was your birthday a few days ago?”

“Yeah, so what?”

“Well, I had been looking for a good gift for you and then it led to all these astrology sites…and…” Makoto trails off. 

Sousuke quirks an eyebrow. 

“Uhm…” Makoto continues. “Well, it says here that we would make a good couple and stuff, but apparently as a Scorpio I’m too oppressive and jealous.” He lunges at Sousuke, latching onto his elbow. “Tell me that’s not true!” he whines. 

“It’s not.”

“They said I’m too secretive for your Virgo, and that’ll lead to compromises in our relationships!”

“You don’t have any secrets.”

“They said we’d have too many misunderstandings.”

“More like who gets which side of the bed.”

“But they said-”

“Let me see that,” Sousuke snaps, looking over Makoto’s shoulder. “Huh. It says here we’ll have great sex.”

“SOUSUKE!”

Trick or Treat!

SouMako Week, Day 4

Prompt: Family

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7

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Ding Dong~

Sousuke’s head perks up. What the-

Ding Dong~Ding Dong~

Rubbing his bleary eyes, he shuffles across the room to turn on the lights. 

Ding Dong~DingDingDinGDINGDINGDINGDING D o n g~

He throws open the door. “Ok, who are you and what do you-! Mako? What?”

“Trick or Treat!” two squeaky voices chirp below him. His eyes follow downwards to see Ran and Ren. “Trick or Treat!” they repeat, thrusting their little-pumpkin-basket-things at him. 

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Au where Sou’s a pyromaniac

They met when Sou had set himself on fire. He had been so in awe of the flickering flames that he hadn’t heard the smoke alarm, hadn’t noticed the droplets of water bleeding off the ceiling, bombarding his entire body. 

And Mako finds this man, fire trailing off his clothes, fire engulfing his body. And he’s never seen anything more frightening in his only three years of being a firefighter, in his nearly twenty-five years of living. 

Mako takes him to the ER, but the next day, when he drops by for a quick visit just to see how’s the guy’s doing, all he finds are several panicked nurses, an open window, and white drapes fluttering without a breeze. 

Sou starts setting small things on fire around the city. Trash cans. Old rags. Anything small. 

He doesn’t do it to hurt anyone though, he just likes to see fire. Because it’s so beautiful, so alive. Something he hasn’t felt in so long. Not since his shoulder, he guesses. 

Mako finds himself having to put out Sou’s fire at least twice a week. 

Soon, Mako discovers that Sou’s moved on from setting simple things on fire. 

Because before he knew it, Sou had set Mako’s heart ablaze. 

I Should be Doing Math but Instead I'm Doing This

Pairing: Makosou

“Cosine of x minus sine of y times the square root of eighty-four all over…” Sousuke mumbles. He frowns deeply, the ends of his mouth pulled down to his chin. Pushing the textbook away from him, he just so happens to stretch, and then just so happens to land on the ground, arms crossed behind his head. 

“Sousuke?” Makoto taps Sousuke’s nose with the eraser end of his pencil. “Why’d you stop?”

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I want a SouMako AU that takes place in highschool where Sou is the biggest nerd ever and Mako’s like the jock of the school. 

Like, Sou in a corner trying to read his comic book or playing pokemon. 

And Mako being the sweetest jock ever, always defending Sou when the other jocks tease him

Although it’s not like Sou needs defending

Because he has pokemon he can summon to help

Today in Free!

  • LOOK AT MY BABIES ALL HAPPY LIKE THIS

  • Miho’s eyebrows have evolved

  • WHY IS YOUR WATER GREEN? DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CHLORINE DO NOT JUMP IN THAT POOL HARU

  • Chigusa is talking and she’s hella cute

  • No, Sousuke, I’m pretty sure it’s just your shipping goggles talking for you.

  • NO NAGISA. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LEARNING FOR THE LAST SEASON AND TEN EPISODES

  • MOMO YOU CUTIE

  • Sousuke you jerk

  • Sousuke are you a brick? You haven’t moved in the last several frames. HE’S PULLING AT YOU WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH HAVE YOU STAPLED YOUR HEELS TO THE GROUND

  • Iwatatobi-chan is slowly becoming more kawaii

  • Ok I know this is supposed to be a serious moment but NANASE HARUKA YOUR CHIN

  • no

  • No

  • No

  • NO

  • NO

  • Oh yeah, Makoto. Thanks for reminding me that I’m not ok.

  • HARU X EVERYONE IS FULLY CANON AND OFFICIAL GUYS

  • Yeah, Kyoani. Promise us Makoharu and give us Rinharu instead. Promise us Makoharu and give us literally anything else instead. YEAH KYOANI, I SEE HOW IT IS.
  • Also literally every song in this episode today broke me
  • Also Haru, you want to swim in a pool? Why don’t you just swim in the tears of your fandom? It’s certainly enough to overflow an Olympics sized one now. 

Imagine one day, the place where Mako’s helping to teach children how to swim decide to do something special for Christmas

But the Santa they hired bailed at the last minute

And then Mako begs Sou to come and fill in for Santa

And Sou comes in a giant Santa Suit that completely swallows up his body (to the point where he had to loop the santa belt twice and the entire suit is still too big) and carrying a giant bag full of toys. No just kidding. It’s full of goggles because the swim instructors thought they would be more useful. Also swim caps. A lucky few kids will get some tiny faux water polo balls to chuck at each other. 

Except no one told Santa Sou that the kids would want to sit on his lap

And no one told the swim instructors that Sou was bad with children

Thirty minutes later, the room might as well have been the outcome of a snowball fight. Except, instead of snowballs, there are tiny water polo balls everywhere. And instead of happy children, they’re either crying in the corner because Santa Didn’t Like Them or waiting in line for the Maybe Santa Will Like Me but He Looks Traumatized Right Now So Maybe Not

Today in Free!

  • Airport glaring contest GO. My bet’s on Haru

  • to the Australian outback

  • Rin you shitty boyfriend. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SIT WITH HARU DARNIT

  • The xbox “Boxed With A Kangaroo” achievement. Duh.

  • LOVED YOU

  • …dammit

  • Give him some slack, Rin. He’s just preserving himself from the boxed jellyfishes 

  • Excuse me

  • What was

  • this 

  • and this then
  • Haru, you have fought twice, and both times were with Rin. HARU YOU LIAR. 

  • asdfjaksljdfklajsklfjaskljdfkljkl rIN WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET IN THAT CAR. I REPEAT…DO NOT GET IN THE

  • RIN

  • ADSFJSKDLFJLKSDJFKSD BABY RIN AND HIS BABY ENGLISH IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE 

  • Australian Miho CONFIRMED

  • No, but he has a harem of gay swimmer boys if that’s what you’re asking

  • What is this bullshit. i ordeRED THE HONEYMOON SUITE DAMMIT

  • RIN YOU GOOD BOYFRIEND

  • Australian blonde Kisumi CONFIRMED

  • Titan Haru CONFIRMED

  • HARU I’M SO PROUD /////disgusting sobbing

  • Good. Now, you two, go have a Golden Gaytime. You deserved it.

  • askdjfksadfklJSKDLJFKLAJDSKLJFSDF NO
  • why do all australians sound like teenagers
  • why is australia so pretty
  • why was the animation today so quality
  • why does eternal summer have to end. IT CAN’T. THAT IS A PARADOX. SOMETHING WITH AN INFINITE LENGTH CANNOT END
  • EXPLAIN YOURSELF KYOANI

Ok, so Haru cockblocks Sou every time he tries to initiate contact with fem!Mako. 

But what if Rin finds out. And it turns out that when they were little, Rin had the biggest crush on fem!Mako. So now, he’s oddly protective of her (and kinda sorta jealous of Sou). 

So now, it’s not just Haru doing the cockblocking, it’s Rin too. 

Double cockblocking. 

If Sou ever manages to evade one of them, there’s the other he has to deal with. 

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Even though pets aren’t allowed in their apartment complex, Mako likes to sneak cats in because he feels terrible leaving them abandoned on the sidewalk. 

Sousuke doesn’t notice it at first because Mako tries to keep it a secret, but ever so slowly, they start popping up everywhere. 

He opens the bathroom door to take a piss and boom, cats playing around in the toilet. 

He gets into bed to go to sleep and bam, cats snuggled everywhere around him, kicking and scratching him. 

He opens the closet to get his clothes and wham, a waterfall of fuzzy kittens cascades onto his head.

He tries to take a morning shower to escape from the mess, but when he turns the knob, whoosh goes a monsoon of cats onto his head. He can’t even feel the water amid the mass of bodies trying to rub their pelts into him. 

He cannot escape the cats. 

By the end of the month, Makoto has amassed a total of one hundred and twenty-six cats…and counting. 

Pumpkin Carving

SouMako Week, Day 3

Prompt: Elementary School

Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7

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“Makoto!” Sousuke calls out in the middle of the field. The other eleven year old child stops in his tracks and turns around, a puzzled expression clear on his face. Sousuke smirks and yells, “I challenge you to a pumpkin carving contest!”

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Sharing

Even more Roommate!AU

It all starts out one night when Sousuke returns late from work. He trudges to the nearest bed and basically blacks out. The next morning, he wakes up to see Mako snoring lightly to his side. 

Over the course of the next few weeks, Sou begins to accidentally borrow more and more of Mako’s things. 

In the mornings, when his vision is blurry and his mind is trying to clean the cobwebs, he’ll sometimes wind up using Mako’s cup, even though his is blue and Mako’s is green. 

Sometimes in the afternoons, he’ll find himself browsing hours and hours of cat videos, until Mako awkwardly coughs behind him and he realizes that he was using Mako’s laptop the entire time (So that's why everything he tried to type into google somehow related to cats).

At night, he’ll camp out on the bed until Mako comes into the room and stares at him confusedly, asking him, “What are you doing on my bed?” (Although, they usually just wind up sharing it anyway).

It begins to happen so often that it becomes an everyday occurrence. 

If Sou isn’t using Mako’s pencils, then he’s taking Mako’s side of the couch. If Sou isn’t wearing Mako’s clothes, then he’s flipping through Mako’s magazines (he didn’t know magazines that solely featured cats even existed). If Sou isn’t browsing through Mako’s phone (because Sou managed to lose his for the umpteenth time), then he’s sprawled out on the couch reading through Mako’s books (although every time he tries to, Mako comes bursting into the room to snatch the book out of Sou’s hand because, according to Mako, some of them have some “very explicit material not appropriate for children.” To which Sou rolls his eyes, because he's twenty-three, not three).

At some point, Mako relents the right side of his bed to Sou. After all, he doesn’t particularly mind the sharing. (Except for the books, apparently.)

And even though it’s just one-sided on his part, Sou finds himself actually enjoying these random moments of sharing. 

Until he realizes that he’s been using Mako’s toothbrush for the past few days. Because that’s actually gross.