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Jesus fuck, guys. If you know you’re gonna add to the drama club swear jar, at least make it worth the money. Make the swear creative like ‘twat face’ or 'cunt-fuckle’ or literally SOMETHING creative!
—  Me about the drama club swear jar

So I was taking a piss at the front of my house cause the toilet was occupied and I couldn’t hold it in and I’m singing ‘Sugar, We’re Going Down’ by Fall Out Boy and I look around and realise my neighbour 2 houses down is out the front smoking just looking at me and he says back to me, 'Fall Out Boy, eh?’ and I said awkwardly while holding my cock 'Yeah….haha’ and he just put his cigarette out and walked back inside