fuckin-lunatics

anonymous asked:

or a blurb for "*puts mistletoe over dick*" for niall lol

A/N: Thanks to @1dalwaysbenice for some much-needed inspiration!

“I’m officially on vacation!”  

You leaned your head back against the soft leather seat in Niall’s Range Rover.  Tonight’s work party had been the official end to your week.  You were free for the next two weeks and you had absolutely nothing planned besides eating christmas cookies, going to the pub, wrapping gifts, and spending entire afternoons curled up with Niall watching Christmas movies.

“So, what are ya gonna do first?  Should we get pissed when we get home?”  Niall waggled his eyebrows at you and grinned.  Ever since his doctor had cleared him to drink beer again he was a man on a mission…..for pints.  Rolling your eyes you reached over and patted his knee.  “That does sound like fun, but honestly, all I want to do is collapse into bed and sleep for 12-15 hours.”

Niall chuckled, pulling the car into the garage.  “A’right, well here’s your chance babe.  Home sweet home!”

You dragged yourself out of the car and into the house.  Everything was quiet and serene inside, instantly making your eyelids droop.  You made it to your bedroom and stripped off your dress and tights, tossing them into the hamper.  You pulled on one of Niall’s oldest, softest tees, and collapsed face down into bed.  Niall shuffled in the room and huffed out a laugh at you.  “Ya look dead, love.”  His voice trailed off as he walked into the closet.  You mumbled back through the pillow at him, “Good.  That means I’ll finally get some rest!”

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anonymous asked:

the problem people have is it's not just thinking differently and being angry that you have a different opinion, it's that there's a lot of people with that same opinion who actually act with violence, abuse and hatred. Even you just say it and not act, it empowers those people who do. Especially since you are very popular on here people could just use you as a scapegoat and go "see? he thinks the same thing!" to justify their actions.

This is about as stupid as the ask stating that “my opinion is harmful”. No one should think that highly enough of me to think I validate their own opinions in any way. I’m a fuckin lunatic yo. If anyone does some fucked up shit like that to someone cuz of their sexuality, they KNOW they’d be doing it without my consent… And let’s face it, they’re gonna do it anyway regardless of wtf I say cuz people do wtf they want.

hellsmother  asked:

“Fuck you!” (Chibs)

“Fuck me? Fuck you! I try my best to come home everynight to you when you’re here having a go at that wee bottle you call wine. I know better you’re getting a load of haver thinking that I’m out hokin around with every lass in town. Yet I don’t come home screamin about like a fuckin lunatic now do I?”

“Imagine a city full of people ruthlessly pursuing wealth, fame and self-improvement, at any cost…”

AYOOO! so, as promised, below is a preview of the Fake AH Crew fic i’m still planning/building in my head. this isn’t the beginning of the story, so a certain OC character hasn’t fully been introduced, but i just wanted to give you guys a taste with the crew so i can get feedback. deff check out my other Fake AH edits that i’ve been making as inspo though, if you end up digging it. it’s all gonna end up in the fic. [x

heads up though, this post is [geoff voice] long as dicks, and there’s gonna be swearing, obvs. other than that, enjoy! and let me know what you think!

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