fuckin-good

“No feeling like it in this world or the next; the feel of the wind, the clouds, the sun on your back or the stars above, twinkling merrily.  If I had to be this, I am glad at least that I was allowed to keep my wings.”

layneon asked:

//psst Fahc Ray is secretly a pro at Yo yo

You fucking know he is

He probably got his first one from his mother when he was younger, maybe as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. She probably didn’t really think he was gonna be good at it (man have you ever tried yo yoing??? it’s fucking hard), considering he was probably seven at the time, but it gave him something to do other than jump around on the furniture in the living room.

But he was fuckin good, man. It was almost mechanical in the way it moved; he didn’t even have to move his hand, he was such a pro at it.

Right ‘round the time he had to quit school and go from home, he probably lost it (maybe didn’t even bring it with him). But could you imagine he’s just at a job one day, just as silent backup (he was backup for Ryan, he doubted he even needed to set up his gun) when he’s just kinda lookin around and he finds this old yo yo on the ground near him.

The string’s a little weird and it’s scratched and dented, but he picks it up anyway, wondering if he could still do it. Maybe he almost poked his eye out the first three times he tried but goddamnit after the fourth try he was good.

It’s a little odd for the rest of the Crew to note when him and Ryan (who didn’t give two shits, really (he gave three)) return home, because it’s just so weird to remember that Ray can do things other than video games and crime. Gavin totally thinks that it’s actually mechanical because there’s no way a string with a ball attached to it should work that way. 

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MERCHANDISE UPDATE IN THE UNDERTALE STORE

Most importantly GOATMOM PLUSH but also several other new doodads to preorder!

* Toriel Plush. Knows best for you. Release due in July.

* Megalovania shirt, with epic artwork by Nina Matsumoto! Release due in March.

* Bonetrousle shirt + bonus COOLSKELETON95 button. “For you to bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.” (Also due in March)

* Snow Dogs and Anime Friends extra large button sets, which also come in magnet form! (Also due in March)

* OFFICIAL AUTHENTIC ACTUAL FLYER FOR THE SPIDER BAKE SALE, AWW HELL YASS!! Designed by Kari Fry and arriving in the Marchiest of March! That’s right you can get all these Marchful things to tide you over til eventual goatmom~

* Undertale Figurine Set. UNDERTALE FIGURINE SET.
Undertale figurine set by Gijs Van Kooten~
Specified as series number 1 of ???… get hyped bro!
While there’s the hope that maybe the whole cast will be collectable, this set begins with the first few main characters + lesser dog for some reason. (The reason is MEMES!) You can soon be blessed by four action figures and one inaction Sans! (in the pink slippers of beauty~)
At the moment all we have are these mockup production images and no clear release date, but you can sign up for the mailing list to recieve further info as it becomes available. (Also can vote for which ones you’re most interested in!)

* Toriel Plush has a mysterious ‘toriel enhancement’ version for $1 extra… I wonder what the difference will be?? Perhaps just a little piece of artwork like the ‘Flowey Discount’ from the original preorders, which gave you a genocide mode postcard instead of the normal one. But what sort of twist could come with Toriel…?
I’m holding out the obscure hope that maybe the ehancement version has the grumpy Tori face, or a different costume, or just some sort of cool limited edition change to the plushie itself. Or maybe a plushie pie or other cute accessory?

wow i cant believe clexa got married what a good episode

Lithromantic Joe Headcanons

⁃ Joe tried dating so many times, there were plenty of people that he found attractive and could see himself with but something was off.

⁃ Joe thinks it’s nothing, he tries brushing it off, has one night stands and goes out to clubs or stays in with friends. He feels normal.

⁃ But he’s getting older and he starts wondering, why hasn’t he fallen in love? Why hasn’t he had a relationship that lasted a while? Why did the idea of dating and romantic stuff sound amazing but when being in those situations, he hates it, he loses all feelings, why why why?

⁃ Joe googles “why do i stop liking people when we start dating?” He finds nothing, everything is about breaking up but nothing shows up for how he feels.

⁃ He wants to tell someone, but who? As if he would tell Zoe, she’d just tell him someday he’ll find someone. Caspar or Oli are worse than him. Will’s too in love with Arden to help anyone else. Joe can’t think of who to ask.

⁃ Joe’s watching YouTube videos because he’s upset and feeling not so good, he watches Tyler’s valentines day video.

⁃ “People can be aromantic?”

⁃ He’s not aromantic, at least he thinks he’s not. Everything he read said aromantics don’t feel romantic feelings. He does, but only in theory.

⁃ He doesn’t know what to do, he just wants to know what the fuck is wrong with him. So he turns to Tyler, telling him how he feels and pouring his heart out because he just wants to be normal and fall in love and be happy, like his sister or his friends.

⁃ Lithromantic also known as akoiromantic. Tyler tells him about it. It’s part of the aromantic spectrum. It’s when you can have romantic feelings for people but if the feelings are mutual or you date and start doing romantic stuff, you lose those feelings. You don’t want it anymore.

⁃ Joe feels relieved, he’s not crazy, or unemotional. There’s people out there like him. He wants to tell everyone, but most people don’t even know aromantics exist, much less lithromantics.

⁃ Joe tells his family, then his friends. Some of them think it’s weird and Joe starts feeling wrong again, like he’s not normal. But they tell him they accept him that it’s no big deal.

⁃ it is a big deal though, Joe wants to tell everyone how he felt before discovering his romantic orientation. But he knows they wouldn’t understand.

⁃ Serious videos aren’t his thing, but Joe makes an exception. He wants people to know about him and he wants to help other kids who don’t feel normal because of society telling them love is the best thing ever when they don’t have those feelings.

⁃ When he finishes the video, edits it and uploads it, he’s happy, he hopes people understand, he hopes he’ll help someone, he has high expectations. But high expectations always turn into sad realities.

⁃ the comment section is full of young girls telling Joe he just has to meet them and everything will change. Or saying things like “but you’re my boyfriend/husband!!1!1!!!”

⁃ Joe doesn’t know what to do, so he stays off social media and breaks down. How is he supposed to accept himself and feel normal when everyone is telling him it’s wrong, everyone is basically telling him they know him better than he knows himself. That he needs to find the right girl, that it’s just a phase, that it’s a side affect of all his one night stands.

⁃ Caspar finds him curled up in a ball under his blankets, he thinks Joe’s sleeping but once he hears the boy sniffle and see the figure under the blankets move slightly he knows somethings wrong.

⁃ Obviously Caspar knows about Joe being lithromantic, but he didn’t know about the video yet. Joe explains everything and Caspar tries to comfort him and eventually Joe is calm.

⁃ It’s been about two hours since Joe uploaded the video and Caspar comes running in with his MacBook in his hands.

⁃ Joe is confused and laughing at him until he sees Caspar was watching his video, he didn’t want to think about the video. But Caspar tells him he has to see it. The comments of young girls are replaced by comments from his friends. Or other people telling him they felt or feel the same way, that they’re happy someone with a big following is open about being aromantic, they’re so glad someone they look up to is just like them, the comments are so supportive and Joe’s feels so happy and who really needs to date someone when he’s got viewers who are a million times better than romantically falling in love.