fuckin-gays

anonymous asked:

Jack bringing a little McCree to his high school graduation because he's too young to be left home alone and everyone is asking about McCree's mom and Jack and Gabriel stand there dumbfounded because they made it as obvious as possible that they're married

reuinion, u mean, right? but yea lol as if a straight person could raise a super fuckin gay cowboy like jesse tbh. but u kno how straight people are. theyre like “he literally doesnt look like either of us?? he calls gabriel papa and jack dad??? we adopted him?? we’ve been married for like fifteen years”

you know who i love? ace girls!

trans ace girls? beautiful! 

cis ace girls? gorgeous! 

het ace girls? amazing!

lesbian ace girls? adorable!

bi ace girls?  stunning!

pan ace girls? wonderful!

aro ace girls? incredible! 

All ace girls are incredible and amazing and i love you all~

so lemme get this straight

you’ve got grown-ass men drawing loli porn and hypersexualizing young female characters (maybe not in this particular fandom, but my point still stands), and yet the people you choose to shit on are the (mostly) younger girls who enjoy a cute shark guy?? bc its ‘cringey’ or whatever the fuck???

miss me w/ that garbage lmao

on that note, instead of complaining that there’s more pics of sidon than female characters (which is a little sad but a lot of people mostly like drawing characters they personally find attractive), why not:

1). draw it yourself or

2). commission one of your favorite artists to do it

because both of those options are much better and more productive than pretending you have some sort of superiority over other people just because you don’t like a character

It’s the Hot Guy In The Suit™

My contribution to @mysticmessimagines Valentine’s event, Jumin’s day.

AAAAAALL RIGHT MY FRIENDS, LET'S TALK ABOUT LEFOU.

(Not a spoiler-free post)

The idea of LeFou as -the- gay character is a tricky one. In the original movie, he’s a jokey, flat, pitiful Gaston-worshiper who is somehow even less socially aware than Gaston himself. That’s… Really not the case anymore, honestly. Both characters had a lot more depth and reasoning behind their actions and behavior.

I went into this movie expecting 1991 LeFou, #butgay. I got… An interestingly precise parallel of my own experience with an abusive friendship. Like, to be fair, some of the choreography in /Gaston/ was a little cringy with regards to being obnoxiously “gay” (I did like the hug “too much?” bit and you can fight me), but imo LeFou was excellently done and I love Josh Gad.

Back to the matter at hand, LeFou at the beginning of the movie c l e a r l y has a crush on Gaston and is willing to go along with most anything he says. It seems to be going pretty well for him, since Gaston seems appreciative of LeFou and actually seems to let him get a word in edgewise in this (LeFou is also much smarter now thank GOD)

But as the movie goes on, and Gaston gets crueler and more ruthless in his obsession with Belle, LeFou starts to obviously squirm. He gets less and less willing to blindly follow Gaston and even tried to redirect him a few times, only to get shot down or in one case, Gaston threatens to have him THROWN INTO THE ASYLUM WITH BELLE.

“Ok well, he followed along through all of that because of his crush”

Oh no, theoretical Devil’s Advocate, by that point it is “Gaston is going insane and if I step one toe out of line, he will out me to a village that ran a woman off for READING”

Like at this point Gaston has (SPOILERS) tried to kill Maurice, already whipped the tavern into a semi-mob in order to get Maurice thrown into an asylum where as Gaston said, the man probably wouldn’t last a week, and had Belle thrown in the carriage right alongside him the moment she returned!

I have also been stuck in a friendship with a person who had the power to out me before I was ready, and, that is not something that I would wish on anyone.

LeFou has a new line to himself in Kill the Beast now, and it is… One of the best additions to the entire movie. Along with (SPOILERS) teaming up with Mrs. Potts because he says outright that Gaston is wrong and this is crazy? I love that.

Guys, LeFou isn’t a villain anymore, and BatB is so much better for it.

yall im just gonna come right out and say a thing that I Extremely want

remember how the “taaco” last name was kind of a goof and justin said he’d reveal taakos actual last name later on

imagine some years down the road. all the grand relics have been collected and destroyed, everything is ok enough that all the members of the bureau of balance are able to enjoy a relatively comfortable and secure life. stuff is good. and magnus and taako have been through some shit and it took them a long time, like an achingly long time, and things weren’t always good and there were false starts and dead ends, but they eventually realized that holy shit theyre completely, totally, cannot-live-without-each-other in love.

and it took magnus even longer to get past the doubt and the worry that something like ravens roost would happen again, or that moving forward meant abandoning julia, but he finally whittled a little walnut ring and fitted it with a diamond and he proposed to taako. and right then for probably?? the first time in his life?? taako had 0 doubts that he’d be abandoned, or betrayed, and knew he was loved unconditionally, and he said yes.

and the two of them plus merle are hanging out one afternoon. magnus is working on building a whole gazebo. taako is trying to figure out how to make a cake big enough for practically everyone they’d ever met. and merle is getting his notes ready to go ahead and fulfill his duties as both a cleric and their best friend and preside over their wedding. and its been such a long time that he’s never even thought to ask before since there was so much else that was more important, but he has to, now that theres a ceremony for him to bust out his extreme teen bible and oversee.

and merle looks up from his notes and over at taako and goes, “taako, what IS your last name?”

and taako thinks for a second. looks around. over at magnus, back to merle. and he goes

“it’s burnsides, darling.”

[singing though tears] Gotta get back,, back to the past,, Samurai Jack (watchoww)