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(Did I mention I fuckin love All The Stars In Texas by @southspinner? It’s my fuckin religion.)

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anonymous asked:

Heyy Kay, do you have any of those sweet tips for school? Just starting 10th grade and I'm h o r r i f i e d like, It's just so much happening at once?? And there are people in my class who basically hate me, so that's always neat 👌👌 How do you cope with attending this hellish establishment known as "school"?

lemme tell you, firstly – this is all advice that i’ve learned not only from my own experience, but things that i’ve been told from therapists, psychiatrists, my parents and my brother, etc. please listen to this stuff, or at least try !!
((also this is long af get ready)

-do. your. homework. you won’t be motivated, you won’t want to because it’s boring and technology is more fun, but do it. the feeling of productivity that you end up getting will be your fuel but it comes after you start. just start it, motivated or not. get your assignments in.

-as for studying? go to one place every time, the same time every day. don’t put it off, don’t wait to be motivated. force yourself to go to that one place, same time every day, and get your shit done until it’s //done//. why? this makes a habit.
for example; some people eat breakfast even when they aren’t hungry, out of habit.
my grandpa used to wake up every day at 7am, years after he stopped working, because he’d done the same job (worked in the mines) and had to do so during his work. that’s how his body clock was set up.
make it a habit for yourself. force yourself to do shit and stop being so gentle with yourself.
you won’t get anything done if you’re all just constantly “uwu it’ll be okay :3”.
my motivation is literally “get the fuck up, cunt,” and “hold your head up high what the fuck hoe is ya damn neck broken ?? SMH” and “WYD!? GET 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 WORK 👏🏻 DONE 👏🏻 BITCH 👏🏻” lmfao
not only will it make you giggle, it’ll actually get you going.

-if you have to do service hours or volunteer work, try checking with the library. my school has a library helpers program of people who put books back and do stuff like check books in and out. alternatively, city/town gardens

-decorate your supplies or have cute things! motivational stickers can be cute, fun, and make you smile. get little keychain decorations.

-always !! carry a water bottle. teachers may be strict about letting you out of the classroom, and you can’t leave during things such as final exams. also, in gym class, lines may be long for water fountains after an especially intense class, so it’s best to have your own hydration.

-don’t worry about what other people think. think of it this way; do you remember anyone’s particularly bad hair day? a day where their shirt was backwards or inside out? chances are, people won’t remember that about you, either.

-laugh at yourself. tripped or slipped? laugh it off. that way, people can’t laugh at you – only with you. things can’t be an issue for you if you just accept them and don’t let them be used against you. the same thing goes for insecurities, fears, all of that. if you accept things as they are, you won’t feel like you need to be pressured into changing them.

-if it’s allowed in your school, wear what you want, get piercings and tattoos, dye your hair, all of that self expression. again – do you remember such small things about people? if you don’t, it’s likely that other people don’t remember trivial things like that, either.

-get things done but don’t overwork yourself. listen, it’s one thing to procrastinate something because you’re on your phone and have to stay up late to finish it because it’s a major part of your grade. it’s another thing to genuinely forget.

-don’t !! stay !! up !! late !!, get off your phone, put it across the room, anything.
you need music to sleep? get a radio, or a bluetooth/aux cord speaker.
need some kind of light? LED lights, those thingies that cast stars and stuff on your walls/ceiling.
just don’t use your phone !! get to sleep !! being tired in the morning is not a necessary thing because you were up late. your friends will be around later, the next day, and so on.

-trouble waking up in the morning? put your alarm across the room, whether it’s your phone or otherwise. get a friend or family member to wake you up, and get you talking. most importantly? just get out of bed. if you’re anything like me, once you start moving, it’s easier to continue. set your alarm as something loud – i suggest all the way, the jse remix. that shit will scare you awake.
another idea is to blast some music, not while you’re still laying down. things like hip hop, dubstep, fuckin play all star if it’ll get you dancing or singing along.

-don’t skip breakfast !!!! even if breakfast is just a granola bar or something. EAT. take a snack to school, always have //something// to eat. don’t skip lunch, either !! pack a sandwich, a poptart, granola/energy bars, dry cereal, noodle cups that you make just with hot water. DON’T. SKIP. EATING.

-lastly: don’t worry too much, friend. you’ll be okay. it always seems scary until you start but if you put in effort, and get work done, you won’t be so stressed. 99% of the stress i see is from people who didn’t do their assignments and work because they stayed online and procrastinated. don’t do that to yourself. study, work hard, and you’ll be okay.

~Kay

Hannigram titanic AU

Where yes Hannibal is the first class passenger and Will is the third class passenger and yes the do fall in love and yes there is still murders and perhaps Will gets blamed for it and gets chained to the pipe while shit starts to go down and Hannibal is up on deck getting offered a seat on a lifeboat because he is a doctor but halfway down he realizes he can’t leave his graham crackers to die this way and jumps off (while some curly redhead does the same a few lifeboats down) to go find him and make they’re way out but they go down with the ship and end up in the freezing water together.
but plot twist!
THEY BOTH GET ON THE FUCKING DOOR! CUZ OBVIOUSLY THEY BOTH CAN FUCKING FIT!
wether they live or die is up to ya’ll
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Also honestly this could be a spacedogs AU where Adam is first class and Nigel is third class (he and darko got on last minute with some weirdos named jack and fabrizio) but less murdery and yes of course same thing THEY GET ON THE DAMN DOOR TOGETHER! “Don’t you fuckin’ fall asleep darling, too cold for that. C'mon look above you, see all those fuckin’ stars? Hmm? Which ones we lookin at, tell me about them but don’t you fuckin’ fall asleep.”

anonymous asked:

i love alaska but i was so happy jinkx won also alaska fuckin slayed all stars, so like if she had won we wouldn’t have got that content. but yeah. jinkx monsoon is a fckin gift and roxxxy treated them terribly in s5 :(((

if alaska would have won s5 we wouldnt have the absolute iconery of every single thing she did and said on all stars 2 honestly its so worth it

John Scott

John “You Made The Trade and Now You’ve Paid” Scott
John “Grit and Skill and Winning the Mil” Scott
John “Here Fair and Square and Scoring a Pair” Scott
John “Five In My Career and I’m Still Fuckin’ Here” Scott
John “Fans Voted Me In So You’ll Pay For Your Sins” Scott
John “You Tried Trading Me But I’ll Still Wear the C” Scott
John “On The IceCaps and Taking No Crap” Scott
John “A Million Bucks and Giving No Fucks” Scott
John “All-Fuckin-Star With a Brand New Car” Scott
John “Happy As Hell and Fuck the NHL” Scott

John Scott, MVP of the 2016 all star game, and the entire league’s favorite player :)