fuckin-all-star

Hannigram titanic AU

Where yes Hannibal is the first class passenger and Will is the third class passenger and yes the do fall in love and yes there is still murders and perhaps Will gets blamed for it and gets chained to the pipe while shit starts to go down and Hannibal is up on deck getting offered a seat on a lifeboat because he is a doctor but halfway down he realizes he can’t leave his graham crackers to die this way and jumps off (while some curly redhead does the same a few lifeboats down) to go find him and make they’re way out but they go down with the ship and end up in the freezing water together.
but plot twist!
THEY BOTH GET ON THE FUCKING DOOR! CUZ OBVIOUSLY THEY BOTH CAN FUCKING FIT!
wether they live or die is up to ya’ll
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Also honestly this could be a spacedogs AU where Adam is first class and Nigel is third class (he and darko got on last minute with some weirdos named jack and fabrizio) but less murdery and yes of course same thing THEY GET ON THE DAMN DOOR TOGETHER! “Don’t you fuckin’ fall asleep darling, too cold for that. C'mon look above you, see all those fuckin’ stars? Hmm? Which ones we lookin at, tell me about them but don’t you fuckin’ fall asleep.”

John Scott

John “You Made The Trade and Now You’ve Paid” Scott
John “Grit and Skill and Winning the Mil” Scott
John “Here Fair and Square and Scoring a Pair” Scott
John “Five In My Career and I’m Still Fuckin’ Here” Scott
John “Fans Voted Me In So You’ll Pay For Your Sins” Scott
John “You Tried Trading Me But I’ll Still Wear the C” Scott
John “On The IceCaps and Taking No Crap” Scott
John “A Million Bucks and Giving No Fucks” Scott
John “All-Fuckin-Star With a Brand New Car” Scott
John “Happy As Hell and Fuck the NHL” Scott

John Scott, MVP of the 2016 all star game, and the entire league’s favorite player :)